Men hear what they wanna hear !!!!!!!!

[Archer]

Not wishing to give Morticia ideas but a little item that was repeated by our local paper

FOR SALE SECTION

LARGE COLLECTION OF MAN CRAP:
Includes Scalextrix set,Iron Maidens first two albums,an airbrushed painting of a girl on a Ferrari,Chuck Norris video boxed set,"Boob Inspector"baseball cap,Blow up armchair,dead scorpion in glass case,boomerang,Spider-man single duvet cover[stained],two Technics 1210 decks[broken],Junior school 25 metre swimming trophy,electric guitar[no strings],weights set[never used],framed picture of some dogs playing poker,selection of foriegn beer bottles[empty],personalised bullfighter poster [suitable for anybody named El Gary],and a Honda motorbike[in bits].
Genuine reason for sale [I dont think it looks right in our lovely new place].First caller can have the lot.



Now I mean,that a bit off.............it must of taken him years to accumulate all that important usuful stuff