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    Not wishing to give Morticia ideas but a little item that was repeated by our local paper

    FOR SALE SECTION

    LARGE COLLECTION OF MAN CRAP:
    Includes Scalextrix set,Iron Maidens first two albums,an airbrushed painting of a girl on a Ferrari,Chuck Norris video boxed set,"Boob Inspector"baseball cap,Blow up armchair,dead scorpion in glass case,boomerang,Spider-man single duvet cover[stained],two Technics 1210 decks[broken],Junior school 25 metre swimming trophy,electric guitar[no strings],weights set[never used],framed picture of some dogs playing poker,selection of foriegn beer bottles[empty],personalised bullfighter poster [suitable for anybody named El Gary],and a Honda motorbike[in bits].
    Genuine reason for sale [I dont think it looks right in our lovely new place].First caller can have the lot.



    Now I mean,that a bit off.............it must of taken him years to accumulate all that important usuful stuff
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    Originally posted by Archer
    Not wishing to give Morticia ideas but a little item that was repeated by our local paper

    FOR SALE SECTION

    LARGE COLLECTION OF MAN CRAP:
    Includes Scalextrix set,Iron Maidens first two albums,an airbrushed painting of a girl on a Ferrari,Chuck Norris video boxed set,"Boob Inspector"baseball cap,Blow up armchair,dead scorpion in glass case,boomerang,Spider-man single duvet cover[stained],two Technics 1210 decks[broken],Junior school 25 metre swimming trophy,electric guitar[no strings],weights set[never used],framed picture of some dogs playing poker,selection of foriegn beer bottles[empty],personalised bullfighter poster [suitable for anybody named El Gary],and a Honda motorbike[in bits].
    Genuine reason for sale [I dont think it looks right in our lovely new place].First caller can have the lot.



    Now I mean,that a bit off.............it must of taken him years to accumulate all that important usuful stuff
    I'm slowly being assimilated as we speak. My house is being being turned into a "married couples" house. Its scaring me. Smurfette has even mentioned that we should clear out my computer room so we could find "other" uses for it.

    HELP

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    Originally posted by Papa Smurf


    I'm slowly being assimilated as we speak. My house is being being turned into a "married couples" house. Its scaring me. Smurfette has even mentioned that we should clear out my computer room so we could find "other" uses for it.

    HELP
    Now that is going TOO FAR - Smurfette, there are somethings you do not do to a tech...

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    Originally posted by NooNoo


    Now that is going TOO FAR - Smurfette, there are somethings you do not do to a tech...

    heh
    Its all about who's the boss..
    See my computer and server is in the bedroom. If my other half was to try and make me move it.. I'd... I'd... I'd Cry


    heh... nah in all reality its hard to find a Girl that lets you do your own thing and doesn't get overly upset when you spend a week of your holidays buried in you PC's and don't speak more than a grunt or two to her...


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    Originally posted by NooNoo


    Now that is going TOO FAR - Smurfette, there are somethings you do not do to a tech...
    Damn straight!!! Once Morticia and I moved, she let me have a room in the basement as the computer room!! Smurfette, dont take away the mans computer room.

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    Originally posted by Tazdrummer


    Damn straight!!! Once Morticia and I moved, she let me have a room in the basement as the computer room!! Smurfette, dont take away the mans computer room.
    Yeah You tell her.....I'm too scared too

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    Hehehe... "let me have a room in the basement..." hehehe

    Hey, men LIKE our men stuff. We were born that way and it is natural and good for us to collect our toys. Only a woman who doesn't truly love us would try to take them away. Now big hugs all around, everybody.

    So women out there, STOP WHIPPING YOUR GEEKS. Unless, of course, they like it.

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    In the UK married men usually have a shed at the bottom of the garden to vegitate over their important projects and keep all those important never to be thrown away,just in case articles of hardware.You know,a place to retreat into that worn out old chair that got thrown out of the house years ago,to mull over things and have a quiet beer
    Women just d`ont understand how important these things can be to a man do they?


    Group hug now..........

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    Originally posted by Archer
    In the UK married men usually have a shed at the bottom of the garden to vegitate over their important projects and keep all those important never to be thrown away,just in case articles of hardware.You know,a place to retreat into that worn out old chair that got thrown out of the house years ago,to mull over things and have a quiet beer
    Women just d`ont understand how important these things can be to a man do they?
    A shed.. Hmm..

    Wire over some AC (Shielded 00 gauge wire), cable and/or JR45 lines, phone line.
    Prop in an Air conditioner, refridgerator, microwave (damn, better hook it ght up to the lines on the pole!), and the PC system(s).

    Desk, comfortable chairs, TV, DVD, surround, etc...

    That could work....

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    I've got my garage with my beer fridge that I can retreat to

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    Now when we seen the house I knew Taz was getting the basement for his computer room .. The room is finished so its not like hes in a dungeon.
    Smurfette If Papa gets a room then I would make him agree to the fact that the computer stuff STAYS in that room and doesnt come popping up in other areas like the kitchen or bedroom and so on. That way hes stuck with keeping it in one spot like I have asked of Taz.
    Once I get the upstairs a little more done im going to make over his computer room. He has no idea what to do with it so its another little project I get to work on.
    One thing Ive learned from my Aunts is to give the man a space he can kind of call his own. That way he keeps all his junk... I mean all his things in his area and if he doesnt then you can ----> Tee Hee

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    Mind no frilly curtains allowed in mens "project" rooms...........whoooa........scarry

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