Longest and shortest job position

[Great White North]

My last Job officially 23 days!!!!

Factory position
Before being hurt then fired.

[Chris_MacMahon]

2 days...macy's clerck...could'nt stand the questions

[NooNoo]

1 day for Pitmans - they gave me a car told me to drive to Bradford from Bracknell - 4 hours 30 minute drive each way, to start at 9am in the morning, finish at 5pm and then return the following day.... When I got there they had one copy of word perfect with a cracked key and wanted me to install it on 35 machines and train 15 people how to use it.

When I enquired where I would be staying the night, they said drive home and return in the morning...

[Cleetus]

1 and a half nights. Night stocking job at a major grocery store starting with a k and ending in a roger. I was in college, got a lot of crap from the yokels. Second night kept getting yelled at for silly stuff, then they started making very rude remarks. I got up and left. Then spent 6 weeks making sure that they paid me for the time I worked.

[King Grover]

1 day working in a dry ingredients factory. I was the new guy so they made me crawl into the dehydrator, which is a f'kn silo, and scrub the walls with a 25 ft. pole. Didn't stick around much after that.

[drewmaztech]

Waiter for a 24 hour restaurant. Overnight shift. I worked a Friday night and about 3 hours of the Saturday night.

So all together, 11 hours...

[ChipCreep]

1984: Got a phone call giving me a job as a financial advisor trainee. Accepted it. Hung up the phone, got a call 2 minutes later offering me job at a computer retailer I wanted more. Accepted it. Hung up, called the financial advisory firm, quit my job. TOTAL TIME: approx 5 minutes.

[DocPC]

During a lull in my then new computer repair business, I went to work for a temp agency. They sent me to a fiberglass mold shop to work for a few weeks. I arrived at the place, went in to meet the supervisor and get my assignment. He asked where my gloves, respirator, and coveralls were. I had been told that these items were provided. He said no, you need to have your own, but you can still work. I declined and left.

Seems you needed to purchase $300.00US worth of equiptment for a $3.35US (then) TEMPORARY job!

5 minutes........

[Fubarian]

I think my longest job is the one that just ended due to the place closing at 2 1/2 years and the one job I'm at right now I've been for almost 2. Shortest was ....4 months? I haven't had a 'gee this sucks' and quit job .....yet....

[freddy]

duuu ,,,,,,,see posting http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin...threadid=44417 ,,,,,,,,,,only joking!!!! (was given the ups)


remember "many" years ago working for an agency ,,,,,had some good work and some bad.

went to a job 20m away , building labourer ,,,,,30ton of sand/gravel , lots of bag of cement ,,,,,doing the footings for a house ,,,,,i said "where is the cement mixer" ,,,,,they said "you are" ,,,,,,i said ***** **** (or in english) go and suck your wi*** ,,,,,,or go away in jerky movements,,,

and then drove home!

demanded fuel from the agency ,,,,(or else) and continued to work for them for many years ,,,,,,,,, the building firm was removed from there books.


FtF

[geeksRus]

hired as a programmer by a local computer and cash register dealer to do database programming for clients...found out the 'programming' was installing cash registers. 8 hours. never got paid. owner was later arrested for selling Netware for huge amounts and never actually purchasing a single copy and doing the same thing with Windows.

[Cobra X]

Longest job...doing maintenence and grounds at a local tourist attraction. Spent like 4 and 1/2 years doing that. Loved it...thinking about going back to similar work and leaving the computer world behind.

Shortest job - worked at Cracker Barrell for a day as a busboy. Not even a full day, I got bored with training, went for a cigarette break, then came back and told the 500 year old retard who was training me that I had better things to do and left.

[Tacklebox]

Worked for a caterer for one day back in '90. Worked my a$$ off all day for min wage Anyway I called for my schedule for the next weekend and told the guy I can't work on Sunday due to a previous commitment (I felt like going fishing).

Me: "I just want to let you know I can't make it in on Sunday, I already have a commitment with my family" (I was going fishing with my brother)

Them: (quite irate) "YOU WORK ALL WEEKEND OR YOU DON'T WORK AT ALL!"

Me: "Ha- Ha, Bye"

[Quiet Thunder]

Last job was for about 4 years working for a local food chain. After that, I moved into my current position of 2 1/2 years doing all this fun, fun tech stuff. That's been it. I guess I'm bad at this game.

[Kymera]

I worked for a major record retailer (*am *oody's) for about 2 days. It was a very messy quit, because I refused to frisk myself infront of the store when I was leaving for my break. I considered it degrading, and unnecessary and I was not going to do it. It was pretty nasty, because I quit infront of a crowd of people who gathered to watch while I cursed my boss out.