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  1. November 8th, 2002, 05:43 AM #1
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    Talking ATTENTION!! Consultants you need this!.....

    Where's conultants corner gone? This would have been perfect ... I suspect many of them may use it already... so if you want to become a 'consultant' then this will be just peachy.....

    Web Economy Bull**** Generator

    The sad thing is I recognise every one of those phrases, they are all in this report I'm reading....!
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  2. November 8th, 2002, 06:07 AM #2
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    I like!

    P.S. Don't forget to replace the **** with the appropriate noun
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  3. November 8th, 2002, 07:09 AM #3
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    The link is now a dud.
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  4. November 8th, 2002, 07:20 AM #4
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    Angry That stupid ****ing swearing stopper!

    Originally posted by MacGyver
    The link is now a dud.
    Oh no its not! The boards 'profanity' checker has gone mad!

    Here's the real url, you will need to cut and paste all the spaces out of the word s h i t....

    http://www.dack.com/web/bull s h i t.html

    One of those 'consultants' must have 'fixed' it!
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  5. November 8th, 2002, 12:30 PM #5
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    Whaaaaat?

    I like too. Will defenitely come in hand at staff meetings.
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  6. November 8th, 2002, 12:58 PM #6
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    Originally posted by a d e p t
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    Whaaaaat?

    I like too. Will defenitely come in hand at staff meetings.
    That would be when the boss has held several private video conferences with different departments heads that are not used to working well together and then makes up his mind how the departments are gonna handle it whether they like it or not!
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  7. November 8th, 2002, 01:48 PM #7
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    Ahhhhhhh!

    So this is the site my boss uses to generate those "mission critical" projects titles.

    Thanks, now I can jump ahead to the next project before him.


    Dan
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  8. November 10th, 2002, 03:59 AM #8
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    That sounds a bit painful....

    Yeah, I can't link to any pics on crazy****.com anymore, either
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  9. November 10th, 2002, 12:32 PM #9
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    Dude, that's a sweet contribution.
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