A woman, a kazoo, a guitar and a grandmother - PRICELESS!
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    A woman, a kazoo, a guitar and a grandmother - PRICELESS!

    This was posted to the b3ta mailing list just before christmas but i've only just listened to it. Oh dear, and they say that care in the community works

    Well its just under 5 mb in size and i dare anyone here to sit down and listen to the whole 20 minutes of this woman...umm....'sing'. I don't think its humanly possible...i gave up when the kazoo was brought into play for "The Holly and the Ivy".

    Here's the b3ta post in full:


    : NUTTER SINGS XMAS MESSAGE
    20 minutes of musical madness

    B3ta first-timer James Mitchell writes -

    "The company where I work employs a lot of
    people 'out in the regions'.

    "We don't really have a lot of contact with them.
    Especially because most of them are bonkers. One
    woman has sent our head office a Christmas tape.

    "It's a recording of her, a guitar, and her mother
    on the tambourine."

    "It was too good not to share."


    Get IT here!
    orange

    Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning -+- Rich Cook

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    It's exactly that type of song that usually makes the Christmas No.1 over here in the UK. Embarrasing and crap! Wotht the download though

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    What the heck was that??!!!

    There was an instrument used in there that sounded like my daughter's first piano/xylophone/bashing toy!

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    And this was for the general entertainment of her office colleagues? I wonder if she still has any colleagues...

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    Make it STOP!!!!

    Oh please GOD MAKE IT STOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!!!!1111

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    I thought she was drunk up the Kazoo, which was, by the way, the only instrument she played well!

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    Someone needs a metronome...

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    This is nothing new...I heard this 10 years ago when we got our first female cat.

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