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  1. January 21st, 2003, 01:36 PM #1
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    New Lexus

    A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, she passes gas loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

    As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day,madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir,what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted by just touching it, you are very likely going to $h*t when you hear the price."



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  8. January 21st, 2003, 05:43 PM #8
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    Admit it PGG!!!! You were the one in that story!!!!!



    And don't tell me woman never fart!!!!


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  9. January 21st, 2003, 08:19 PM #9
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  10. January 22nd, 2003, 10:29 AM #10
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    Originally posted by cookin chef
    Admit it PGG!!!! You were the one in that story!!!!!



    And don't tell me woman never fart!!!!
    $hit, as if I would have the $$ for a Lexus...Come on, I'm a tech for god's sake!

    Yes woman fart....but me, I can ourburp any man...so prefer to go that route!
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  11. January 22nd, 2003, 11:58 PM #11
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    Originally posted by PuterGeekGirl
    $hit, as if I would have the $$ for a Lexus...Come on, I'm a tech for god's sake!

    Yes woman fart....but me, I can ourburp any man...so prefer to go that route!
    Yer on PGG!!!

    Try out farting and out burping these!!!!!

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_49076.html


    BRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!! UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!

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  12. January 23rd, 2003, 01:03 AM #12
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    Yeah Putergirl, I think its better to be on the cautious side on this forum before saying something like you can outburp anyone, cause the members of this forum will find some sources which will amaze you (at least me). I said something about seeing some people with long tongues and Cleetus found a picture of a girl with a crazy long tongue.

    Ahhh Man!!! 464 farts in 5 mins!!! No wonder he named himself "Junior". One guy seems to have made up a last name.. (Arthur Fartowski) or he is trying to live up to his family pride . Geez man, I gotta say that’s disgusting!! I would not wanna be in the same state as one of these guys.. I mean if you gotta go, you gotta go, but having the ability to bust 464 in 5 mins.. DAAAM, WTF YOU BEAN EATIN BOY!!!!!!
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  13. January 23rd, 2003, 01:46 PM #13
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    Heehee, well on this board, I don't know...but here at work, yeah I can outburp all these sissys I work with...
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