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February 10th, 2003, 02:14 PM
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New System Admin Words For 2003
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a server went down, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
STRESS PUPPY: An admin who seems to thrive on being stressed out, whiney, and complains about stupid users all day.
SWIPEOUT: An access card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
404: A completely clueless end-user.
OHNOSECOND: That fraction of time after hitting Enter, in which you realize that you've just permanently erased a big database.
Inoculatte: Taking coffee intravenously when you are pulling an all-nighter getting that database online from the backup tapes.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).
Failure is not an option -- its a "feature" of Windows.
Mama never told me geekhood was gonna be like this.... 
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February 10th, 2003, 04:00 PM
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February 10th, 2003, 05:19 PM
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February 10th, 2003, 07:21 PM
#4
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I like it
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February 10th, 2003, 09:57 PM
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February 10th, 2003, 10:42 PM
#6
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*copy, paste, forward*
[mental_note]update vocabulary db to include, SEAGULL MANAGER, PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE, 404, and Inoculatte[/mental_note]
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February 11th, 2003, 08:12 AM
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Select>Copy>notepad>Paste>Save
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February 11th, 2003, 08:40 AM
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HILARIOUS!
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