Invite my aunt to my wedding

[El Clammino]

Originally posted by Tacklebox
Don't mind El C. He's just trying to get his post count up

YAH? SO?


I work now, have more time to post, less home improvement projects assigned by Mrs. Clammino....



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[Orangeman]

Originally posted by El Clammino
[B]I recommend adding a few drops of Visine to one of her drinks and she'll spend the rest of the night on the toilet...

B]

Does that really work? Do you need alcohol in the drink or will any drink do?

....got a few relatives of my own I'd like to try it on

[El Clammino]

It does work also known as the bartenders best friend. they get sick for a couple of days. But if they go to the hospital, it comes up pretty quick what the cause is. I dont know about the alcohol thing. I think it might work in all beverages.

Evil Clammino


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[firemonkey]

Your a smart guy, can't you give her a special invitation: es "Get you ticket early, the wedding is in cuba, cause you gota great deal in a hotel," I bet you would help out with the airfare.

just a thought

[Papa Smurf]

Veeeeeery old thread here and a lot of new people. Howdy all.

Guess I'd better give ya'all an update.

Things turned nasty last week Smurfette had asked my aunt around the house for a coffee and a chat. The subject of the wedding came up and Smurfette hunted out the pics of her dress, My aunt made a lot of underhand comments about the dress, the location, the music during the time she was with Smurfette. It was only after she left that Smurfette got really upset, I arrived home at saw her in this state and was not a happy guy. I calmed my girl down and went round to my aunts for a showdown. I said a lot of stuff to her but the bottom line was as I was concerend she and her family would not be invited or welcome to the wedding or reception.
She couldnt understand why I was making a fuss and said she was only trying to help. I told her to help by staying away and not to show her face anywhere near us until after the wedding.
Smurfette had been nothing but polite and welcoming to the woman and all she got was a string of abuse and comments which wasnt fair.

So thats it, 3 empty seats and a happier Smurfette guess its all in a days work for PapaSmurf.

[Orangeman]

It really would be a lot easier if God would let us choose our relatives.

Congratulations,

Orangeman

[Bliss]

Just remember what you swore to yourself when you were at your Cousins wedding. Remember how you felt at that moment. You don't want to have people feel that way at your wedding do you? Let alone your own suffering.