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February 13th, 2003, 12:55 AM
#1
Registered User
Heaveyweight virus???
Anyone heard of this one??
http://bbspot.com/News/2003/02/heavyweight.html
It supposedly can physically destroy the hard drives themselves.
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February 13th, 2003, 02:08 AM
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Intel Mod
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February 13th, 2003, 04:28 AM
#3
Driver Terrier
Hmmmm, glad they replaced the telephone wire last year... might not survive it otherwise.
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February 13th, 2003, 09:17 AM
#4
Chat Operator
wow, better watch out for my platters..
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February 13th, 2003, 10:40 AM
#5
Registered User
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February 14th, 2003, 04:11 AM
#6
Registered User
"The virus also poses a risk for the young and the elderly as they may be unable to lift the virus to delete it. There have already been three reported cases of senior citizens becoming trapped under the virus."
....hmmmm, I wonder if the people over at McAfee & Norton know about this....
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February 14th, 2003, 11:10 AM
#7
http://bbspot.com/News/2003/02/heavyweight.html
Oddly,
Our local disposal company has STOPPED Accepting This Virus In Its Land Fill,, Something About concentrations Of This Level Upsetting The Planets Gravitational balance.
Locally,, The Approved Method Of Transporting This Virus Is In A Ford F350 Pickup Truck With A Rhino Liner In The Bed,And A Sillycone Coated Canvas Tarp~!
Its a 125 mile drive to the only disposal center in my area accepting this Virus,, BUT,, the Real Trick Is To Find a route With No Bridges That allows a 14 ton load.
In Other Local Related news,, Due to the extreme weight of this virus, Sagging Phone Lines Have Become a real Danger,
One Local was nearly strangled while walking between telephone poles,While Hunting Wabbits,,, MMmmmmm Woast Wabbit.
Trout
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February 19th, 2003, 03:55 AM
#8
Registered User
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