MENSA pickup lines :)

[firemonkey]

The Top 16 MENSA Pick-Up Lines


16> "This is your brain. This is your brain on my naked thigh.
Any questions?"

15> "Could you help me get this tie tack out of my hand?"

14> "Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle
such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?"

13> "What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium
on Euclidean Geometry?"

12> "Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my
domicile, sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?"

11> "It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if
it did, I'd be overqualified."

10> "You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond
all capacity for cognitive discourse."

9> "Vini, Vici, Va-va-voom!"

8> "You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic
equations through my mind all night."

7> "That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes."

6> "According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum
Mechanics, we may already be making love right now."

5> "If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus,
would you take umbrage?"

4> "I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus
maximus."

3> "Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and strong!"

2> "By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants,
calculating your body mass based on your height and weight,
and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that
you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact,
glad to see me."

and the Number 1 MENSA Pick-Up Line...

1> "Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*."

[Gollo]

You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations through my mind all night.

HA HA gotta love that one!

[NooNoo]

14> "Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle
such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?"

Sigh.....

6> "According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum
Mechanics, we may already be making love right now."

Ummm the consequence of Hugh Everett III 's variant would be that in many worlds we are not

[Darksteel]

Man this is really gonna make me look like a nerd...but what the hell.

9> "Vini, Vici, Va-va-voom!"

Vini should be veni, latin for I came. I believe Vini would have something to do with wine or grapes, but I'm not sure. Vidi is the next word, then followed by vici. Vici is thus out of place. Finally, Veni and Vici would be pronounced wenee and wicee, not venee and vicee, so were you to pronounce that correctly you would sound pretty stupid. If this were ever used by a mensa member they weren't a very good one.

*cracks his knuckles at the nerdly overkill*

[Archer]

Very Hi-Brow anybody would think you were a member of MENSA Firemonkey

17 > Hello [name] If I showed you my ego would you massage it for me?

[Cleetus]

Suddenly the urge to start yelling "NERDS, NERDS, NERDS" over and over while strangling the first geek I see, is coming over me.

[Cobra X]

I just tell girls that I'm teh smartest person in the world and they believe me.

The end.

[cookin chef]

Would bragging that you beat Bills Gates at chess earn you a spot at MENSA???

[Stalemate]

7> "That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes." - LOL

Originally posted by cookin chef
Would bragging that you beat Bills Gates at chess earn you a spot at MENSA???

Probably not, as that wouldn't necessarily translate into a high IQ, but I wouldn't mind playing against you!