Heaveyweight virus???
Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: Heaveyweight virus???

  1. #1
    Registered User cookin chef's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 1999
    Location
    Saskatoon, SK.
    Posts
    1,159

    Heaveyweight virus???

    Anyone heard of this one??

    http://bbspot.com/News/2003/02/heavyweight.html

    It supposedly can physically destroy the hard drives themselves.

  2. #2
    Intel Mod Platypus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    5,783

  3. #3
    Driver Terrier NooNoo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2000
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    31,824
    Hmmmm, glad they replaced the telephone wire last year... might not survive it otherwise.

  4. #4
    Chat Operator Matridom's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    3,778
    wow, better watch out for my platters..

  5. #5
    Registered User Drone2903's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    Quebec, Qc, Canada
    Posts
    548
    "Before sending the attachment to your recycle bin make sure you have reinforced the container, or the virus might crash right through the bottom of the bin making a hole in your desktop."

    Good thing I've replaced my bin with a stronger stainless steel one.

    It can also explain why I've felt like my laptop is getting heavier and heavier.....


  6. #6
    Registered User Orangeman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    Sunny Tacoma, WA
    Posts
    3,536
    "The virus also poses a risk for the young and the elderly as they may be unable to lift the virus to delete it. There have already been three reported cases of senior citizens becoming trapped under the virus."

    ....hmmmm, I wonder if the people over at McAfee & Norton know about this....

  7. #7
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Posts
    422
    http://bbspot.com/News/2003/02/heavyweight.html


    Oddly,
    Our local disposal company has STOPPED Accepting This Virus In Its Land Fill,, Something About concentrations Of This Level Upsetting The Planets Gravitational balance.
    Locally,, The Approved Method Of Transporting This Virus Is In A Ford F350 Pickup Truck With A Rhino Liner In The Bed,And A Sillycone Coated Canvas Tarp~!
    Its a 125 mile drive to the only disposal center in my area accepting this Virus,, BUT,, the Real Trick Is To Find a route With No Bridges That allows a 14 ton load.
    In Other Local Related news,, Due to the extreme weight of this virus, Sagging Phone Lines Have Become a real Danger,
    One Local was nearly strangled while walking between telephone poles,While Hunting Wabbits,,, MMmmmmm Woast Wabbit.

    Trout

  8. #8
    Registered User Orangeman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    Sunny Tacoma, WA
    Posts
    3,536
    What do we do people? This virus threatens to end life on this planet as we know it.

    Can't Windrivers find a solution

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •