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March 31st, 2003, 07:23 AM
#1
Need advice (well, not really...)
It's time to play Choose Your Own Cobra Adventure.
Cobra has been dating this girl for about 2 weeks. She's cute, nice, funny, and sweet. The problem is, after only 2 weeks, she thinks she owns Cobra. She expects Cobra to call every single day, and pouts if Cobra doesn't. She wants Cobra to come over and watch movies and have dinner with her every night, but Cobra would usually rather stay home and play video games during the week. Cobra made it clear when they first started going out that he wasn't looking for anything majorly serious right now.
WHAT SHOULD COBRA DO?
If you choose lay down the law and tell her no one orders Cobra, and she needs to give Cobra his space, turn to page 51.
If you choose realize that Cobra is damn lucky to have found someone that can not only tolerate him but actually likes having him around, and learn to live with it, turn to page 74.
If you choose to take it in an entirly different direction, turn to page 130.
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March 31st, 2003, 07:28 AM
#2
Driver Terrier
Invite her to come and play video games with your at your place. She either will get the message or beat you at your own games
Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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March 31st, 2003, 07:28 AM
#3
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Gotta ask the obvious question first, is she hot and got big hooters, if so put down the damn book and invite her over for a sleepover!
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March 31st, 2003, 09:03 AM
#4
Banned
Originally posted by Radical Dreamer
Gotta ask the obvious question first, is she hot and got big hooters, if so put down the damn book and invite her over for a sleepover!
Big Hooters win!
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March 31st, 2003, 09:39 AM
#5
Registered User
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir
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March 31st, 2003, 10:01 AM
#6
Registered User
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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March 31st, 2003, 10:26 AM
#7
Registered User
jeez, men
Be honest with her. She can't read your mind.
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March 31st, 2003, 10:31 AM
#8
Flabooble!
There is an axiom that goes some like this:
The level of insanity that a guy tolerates is directly proportional to the size of her hooters.
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March 31st, 2003, 10:32 AM
#9
Most Greaterlyist
page 51 dude. Nobody tells Cobra what to do. She needs to learn and live with it. If she's really all that great, then she'll come around.
just don't do what I did.
It's good to be the King.
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March 31st, 2003, 10:38 AM
#10
Registered User
Failure is not an option -- its a "feature" of Windows.
Mama never told me geekhood was gonna be like this....
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March 31st, 2003, 10:39 AM
#11
Tech-To-Tech Mod
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March 31st, 2003, 10:43 AM
#12
Most Greaterlyist
There's a few that know, but......nahhhhh you really don't wanna know.
Uhhhh...snake, i think inviting her over to play games would be (as Egon would say) "bad". Think of That Seinfeld episode where george's woman got ivited into "teh group". Dude, you'd never have any free time to yourself anymore. Besides, Sluts are easy to find
It's good to be the King.
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March 31st, 2003, 10:51 AM
#13
Registered User
bah....Cobra isn't afraid of getting beat at his own games is he??? (in reply to what Grover said)
And if she doesn't like playing the games or hanging out while he does, well, problem solved.......and he will see her when he sees her...she had the chance to spend the time with him and didn't want to....so......
Failure is not an option -- its a "feature" of Windows.
Mama never told me geekhood was gonna be like this....
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March 31st, 2003, 10:54 AM
#14
Driver Terrier
ROTFLMAO!!!
Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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March 31st, 2003, 11:16 AM
#15
Registered User
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