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    Registered User ephmynus's Avatar
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    Have you ever stopped and thought....

    ... how long you'd be in jail if you were arrested for everything you did that was deemed illegal.. Now I know that a post was made some time back that actually figured this out for you but I just wonder if anyone has stopped and thought about what if... EVERYTHING! Stolen programs, MP3s, public intoxication (which is what made me think of this... I just finished two pints of crown royal sitting outside with a cop in the house next to me the whole time), oral sex, anal sex... EVERYTHING... I think I would be in jail for the majority of my natural life.
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    Have you ever stopped to think...and forgot to start again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by techs
    Have you ever stopped to think...and forgot to start again?
    I can name a few who have !

    If I got jail time for all the things I've done I don't want to be in the same cell as f-minus anyways he does 'anal sex' - urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh ! - keep away fom my behind - MR !

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    Ye gods ... I'd be looking at 15 years hard labour just from the parking tickets I should have had .. let alone the speeding, the dodgy motors etc. The mp3 collection is worth about 300,000 years behind bars. I daren't even mention any less savoury activities from my debauched youth ... death by extreme torture would be the only possible sentence, I fear

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    Sounds like somebody gave you a case of the good 'ole 'guilt complex...'

    Yes, I think of all the bad stuff I've done and I count my lucky stars I wasn't caught. But then I think of all the good stuff I've done and wasn't rewarded.

    Kind of balances things out.

    I may go to Hell, but I won't be there very long ...... (Hopefully )

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