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October 14th, 2003, 03:47 PM
#31
Well actually Bobby-Sue-Ann-Georgia-Jim is her full first name
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October 14th, 2003, 03:50 PM
#32
Registered User
Does it make Cletus gay if he has sex with a male sheep?
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October 14th, 2003, 03:50 PM
#33
Registered User
 Originally Posted by Cleetus
Well actually Bobby-Sue-Ann-Georgia-Jim is her full first name
ahh, i see. one name for each tooth she has left. good idea
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October 14th, 2003, 04:27 PM
#34
Registered User
hmmm
this all started just because i said the teenyboppers in the ricer mobile that almost hit my car where gay.
i use the word gay like nerd or dork or what ever. but i realized some people take offence and not everyone talks like me.
for example in my earlier post i put that i went to rent dream catcher.
normally i would say that is the gayest movie i seen next to cabin fever.
....even though that movie has no homosexuality in it.
thats just the way i talk and my friends talk the same way, we even have a friend that is gay and he even says the same thing.
but dont rent dream catcher that is the stupids movie i seen next to cabin fever.
Hello Hello, Yes hello to me and hello to you, I am the Crap On and i live in a zoo and its such a friendly old zoo and such fun you'll enjoy yes you will everyone, every two will enjoy it, every three, every four. so come visit my zoo and come up on four.
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October 14th, 2003, 04:37 PM
#35
Registered User
 Originally Posted by [NeoZeeD]
but dont rent dream catcher that is the stupids movie i seen next to cabin fever.
yep Cabin Fever is pretty gay
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October 14th, 2003, 04:48 PM
#36
Yep, ricers suck. Suck in special ways. Short bus special even. Dontcha know:
A fast car sounds like a dirtbike plodding away under a 400 lber.
A wing makes a front wheel drive vehicle drive faster and handle better.
Stickers add horsepower.
Torque isn't important.
A chameleon paint job makes up for a shattastic four cylinder.
A poorly mounted subwoofer attached to an anemic amp is the pinnacle of music.
Civics may not be muscle cars, but they have finesse (apparently, finesse is french for teh slow).
A teenager with six months solo driving experience is qualified to drive like a combination formula one/hollywood stunt driver without having to pay attention to the damned road.
Rims can make up for a peeling, faded paintjob.
Spinner's aren't the dumbest thing possible to be mounted on a vehicle (Look! His wheels are still spinning, his car must be moving so fast it just looks like it isn't moving at all.)
Driving while reclined so far back your seat resembles the working position of the chair at a dentist's office is beneficial to driving ability.
Ground effects so low they require manuevers similar to that of a NFL running back to get past speedbumps are nifty.
Neon on a car isn't (to follow the trend of this thread) flaming gayness.
/me flings another dollop of extra drippy sarcasm at his post
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
The Hitchikers Guide to the Universe - Mostly Harmless - Douglas Adams
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October 14th, 2003, 05:19 PM
#37
Geezer
 Originally Posted by [NeoZeeD]
hmmm
this all started just because i said the teenyboppers in the ricer mobile that almost hit my car where gay.
i use the word gay like nerd or dork or what ever. but i realized some people take offence and not everyone talks like me.
Look you should have just called them faggots - the word 'correctly' used means a 'bundle of sticks' or should that be a load of pricks ?!?
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October 14th, 2003, 05:27 PM
#38
Flabooble!
 Originally Posted by Cleetus
Ya'll best be leaving Bob out of this
Sorry, didn't mean to let the cat out of the bag. I promise not to tell anyone about Robert. Sorry bud.
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October 14th, 2003, 05:45 PM
#39
Flabooble!
 Originally Posted by [NeoZeeD]
hmmm
this all started just because i said the teenyboppers in the ricer mobile that almost hit my car where gay.
i use the word gay like nerd or dork or what ever. but i realized some people take offence and not everyone talks like me.
for example in my earlier post i put that i went to rent dream catcher.
normally i would say that is the gayest movie i seen next to cabin fever.
....even though that movie has no homosexuality in it.
thats just the way i talk and my friends talk the same way, we even have a friend that is gay and he even says the same thing.
but dont rent dream catcher that is the stupids movie i seen next to cabin fever.
Hey, I know gay people who use the term "gay" to refer to things as being dorky or whatever. Don't sweat it. If you worry about harming other people due to every little thing you say you'll find yourself unable to speak at all. Now, of course you have to use your head and not try to offend people on purpose.
Personally I have always thought of the term ricer, coming from rice burner, to be slightly derogatory. Now, that's me now but previously I'd have though nothing of it. See, I had an Asian GF who got p!$$3d off when I called a motorcycle a rice burner one day and she gave me the whole lowdown about what is bad and what's not and I listened pretty good because I thought I was gonna get a shoe stuck in my rump.
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October 14th, 2003, 05:56 PM
#40
Banned
ILTU, the proper term for a fast bike is rice rocket. Get it right, and next time the old lady won't come down on you so hard...
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October 14th, 2003, 06:03 PM
#41
Flabooble!
 Originally Posted by Ya_know
ILTU, the proper term for a fast bike is rice rocket. Get it right, and next time the old lady won't come down on you so hard...
I beg to differ. I think you are confusing rice burner with crotch rocket.
That girl is gone, she was nuts. Half Irish, foul temper.
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October 14th, 2003, 07:40 PM
#42
Banned
Do beg!
Actually I think that we're both right:
24 definitions found for rice rocket
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October 14th, 2003, 09:18 PM
#43
Flabooble!
 Originally Posted by Ya_know
You should look up rice burner, the definitions are great.
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October 15th, 2003, 08:10 AM
#44
Banned
I think I am going to pee my pants!
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