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November 27th, 2003, 09:01 PM
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New Kid on the Block?
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November 28th, 2003, 08:38 AM
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Driver Terrier
Well you know MS, if you can't beat em, join em, then beat 'em.
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December 1st, 2003, 05:40 AM
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Geezer
Mmmm - I wonder if someone might be taking the p?
Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."
I already have a load of monkeys who work for me, if Bill wants some!
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December 1st, 2003, 10:29 AM
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