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  1. January 28th, 2004, 02:10 PM #1
    Gollo
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    You have got to be kidding me

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  2. January 28th, 2004, 02:16 PM #2
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    The only good Lawyer is a dead one!
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  3. January 28th, 2004, 02:25 PM #3
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    I have decided I am going to patent blinking...
    and heck I am a nice guy. I will only charge 1/100th of a cent per blink...paid upfront per "users" life cycle.

    how do I apply?
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  4. January 28th, 2004, 03:06 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmani
    I have decided I am going to patent blinking...
    and heck I am a nice guy. I will only charge 1/100th of a cent per blink...paid upfront per "users" life cycle.

    how do I apply?


    I'm not blinking... winks don't count! I have the patent on that!
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  5. January 28th, 2004, 03:09 PM #5
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    Hmmm.

    How about filing a patent for the process of feeding and all associated processes by which food (solid or liquid) is inserted into the mouth through whatever methods and swallowed?

    I'll be rich - RICH I tell you!


    Unless everyone starts using feeding tubes or intravenous solutions...
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  6. January 28th, 2004, 04:49 PM #6
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    Can I patent my lawyer-recycler? Land shark to fertilizer in just under 3 seconds.
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  7. January 28th, 2004, 05:36 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaeger
    Can I patent my lawyer-recycler? Land shark to fertilizer in just under 3 seconds.
    I'd buy one.
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  8. January 28th, 2004, 05:41 PM #8
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    sounds like a good idea to me
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  9. January 28th, 2004, 06:14 PM #9
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    "Meyer, a lawyer by trade,"

    STOP there. And they wonder why they're hated!
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  10. January 28th, 2004, 08:57 PM #10
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    so if a website like yahoo has been around since 1996, then how does this guy get around Prior Art?

    Prior Art: is technology or knowledge of technology, existing in the public domain, in the form of existing patents, trade publications, doctoral dissertations, etc., or a working example of the invention, that a patent encompasses in its claims (i.e. the patent applicant is claiming it to be a new invention, but it had already been invented by someone else).
    considering he filed the patent in 1999

    Inventors: Weyer; Frank Michael (264 S. La Cienega Blvd., #1224, Beverly Hills, CA 90211); Javaher; Troy Kurosh (264 S. La Cienega Blvd., #765, Beverly Hills, CA 90211)
    Appl. No.: 447755
    Filed: November 23, 1999
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  11. January 28th, 2004, 09:34 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gollo
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    Oh my. A link with a generic comment. Soooo: what do YOU have to say???
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  12. January 29th, 2004, 12:17 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripleRLtd
    Oh my. A link with a generic comment. Soooo: what do YOU have to say???
    Um the title pretty much says it all. I (unlike SOME people I know) don't get off by seeing how much I can type when everything that needs to be said is right there. Grow up old man.
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  13. January 29th, 2004, 02:19 AM #13
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    he called you out, you guys have to fight now. its the rules
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