What's the worst song of all time?

[jitBob]

FYI: im white

Pssst, don't ask, don't tell!

[rgharper]

Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks

Oh gawd, yes! What a waste of electrons, beaming that over the radio waves.

[Major Kong]

You know sitting here 120 miles North of the Arctic Circle at the end of the work day I was thinking of other songs that could be classified as the worst of all time. There are some excellent candidates. Another couple that came to mind were:

Having My Baby - Paul Anka
Chick-A-Boom - Daddy Dewdrop (Arghhhhh...now that freakin' song is in my head).

[Commander Klarg]

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" I don't care to know who sang it, but it goes like this- "Turn around briiiiight eeeeyes" Blech.

I'll second that - makes me want to stab out my eardrums.

There's one called "How Bizarre" from a few years back that just got the ever-living $h!t played out of it on the radio that makes me homicidal.

[Camaro80z]

I'll second that - makes me want to stab out my eardrums.

There's one called "How Bizarre" from a few years back that just got the ever-living $h!t played out of it on the radio that makes me homicidal.

My high School Football team used to blast that song before home games. You have never felt pain until you have heard 100 football players (in full uniform) scream the words to that song in a lockerroom. I still have flashbacks when I hear that song.

[edball]

If were really going to stretch our memories....DOA by BloodRock.

I remember
We were flying low
And hit something in the air

Laying here, looking at the ceiling
Someone lays a sheet across my chest
Something warm is flowing down my fingers
Pain is flowing all thru my back

I try to move my arm and there's no feeling
And when I look I see there's nothing there
The face beside me stopped its holy bleeding
The girl I knew has such a distant stare

I remember
We were flying low
And hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying low
And hit something in the air

Then I looked straight at the attendant
His face is pale as it can be
He bends and whispers something softly
He says there's no chance for me

I remember
We were flying low
And hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying low
And hit something in the air

Life is flowing out my body
Pain is flowing out with my blood
The sheets are red and moist where I'm lying
God in Heaven, teach me how to die

I remember
We were flying low
And hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying low
And hit something in the air

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh

[El Clammino]

My personal list...

Styx, anything by Styx.
Sailing Away??? WTF?
Mr. Roboto? I will admint the VW Jetta commercial with the guy sitting in the car doing 'robot' moves to the song was pretty funny.


Radio Song -REM

Jeez, lest we not forget REO Speedwagon, Asia, Hall and Oates... I could go on forever.

[Commander Klarg]

My high School Football team used to blast that song before home games. You have never felt pain until you have heard 100 football players (in full uniform) scream the words to that song in a lockerroom. I still have flashbacks when I hear that song.

Sounds like a good bunch to have disemboweled with a bat'leth.