Memorial Day

**Seeker** · May 31st, 2004, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by Larommi

Fat biker with a braid?

that made me laugh!

Hope your date was good...but more important, how was that movie? I want to see it.

**WebHead** · May 31st, 2004, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by Darksteel

I worked 12.5 hours on both saturday and sunday at a food festival to get service hours for a scholarship. Then after I got home a girl I like (who is unfortunately dating a friend of mine...long story) came into my room really really drunk with a friend of hers (also female) at which point they kissed each other and fondled themselves then ran out of my room. So Ive spent my entire Monday trying to figure out just why in the hell I'm so pissed off about that. I'm really...really...confused...

Yup. This is by far THE best post I've read in a loooong time. I mean, how often do any of us get to just be hangin out only for a couple of females to come in and start fondling each other in front of us. Not often I'm sure.

Darksteel,.. I know you didn't get any action out of this particular event, but just the fact that it happened is pretty damn gooderly. If that happened to me, I'd be pretty stoked. You get a trophy for this post. Awesome! :trophy:

**silencio** · June 1st, 2004, 01:58 AM

Don't be confused. There are only two possibilities. A) They're teasing you or B) They want to **** you. In either case you should try to **** them both, preferably at the same time. Nice little girls have a habit of turning into nice little whores when they're drunk. This is a good thing in that they're just releasing their repressed desires. Think of yourself as a group therapy participant. If her/their boyfriends (your friend(s)) don't approve well, I'm sure you've had other friends in the past so it won't be tough to find new ones. How often does an opportunity like this present itself? You don't want to look back from 50 and say 'man, I should have done that.' And worse, you don't want to start trying to make up for that when you're 50. But, if you do you need to start saving your money now because young chicks don't double up on a 50 year old dude for kicks. You'll need cash and lots of it. Look there, another reason to go for it. It's cheaper now... it's like a retirement investment, a fantasy 401K, a penthouse letter Roth, a mutual orgasm fund. Take it from Timothy Leary and sock away all the cheap sex you can while your young.

Man, i got two hours sleep and I'm heading out the door now for 10 hours of driving and 8 hours of watching people work on my car. I think I'm feelin a little punchy.

**paraflyer** · June 1st, 2004, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by inferno_gn

Hi there,

Don't celebrate it.

Ju Leon...

I just logged in today and saw that.

Speaking as a vet, GET STUFFED!

**Cobra X** · June 1st, 2004, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by silencio

Don't be confused. There are only two possibilities. A) They're teasing you or B) They want to **** you. In either case you should try to **** them both, preferably at the same time. Nice little girls have a habit of turning into nice little whores when they're drunk. This is a good thing in that they're just releasing their repressed desires. Think of yourself as a group therapy participant. If her/their boyfriends (your friend(s)) don't approve well, I'm sure you've had other friends in the past so it won't be tough to find new ones. How often does an opportunity like this present itself? You don't want to look back from 50 and say 'man, I should have done that.' And worse, you don't want to start trying to make up for that when you're 50. But, if you do you need to start saving your money now because young chicks don't double up on a 50 year old dude for kicks. You'll need cash and lots of it. Look there, another reason to go for it. It's cheaper now... it's like a retirement investment, a fantasy 401K, a penthouse letter Roth, a mutual orgasm fund. Take it from Timothy Leary and sock away all the cheap sex you can while your young.

Man, i got two hours sleep and I'm heading out the door now for 10 hours of driving and 8 hours of watching people work on my car. I think I'm feelin a little punchy.

Listen to silencio, for he is wise. You could have a realistic shot at boning two chicks at once, and really that's all anyone wants out of life.

**ilovetheusers** · June 1st, 2004, 09:23 AM

GF was sick. I got to drive a kid home from a sleepover, only time i left the house. Wow.

**ilovetheusers** · June 1st, 2004, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by Cobra X

Listen to silencio, for he is wise. You could have a realistic shot at boning two chicks at once, and really that's all anyone wants out of life.

I disagree. I actually do not want 2 chicks at ones.

I'd like every chick one at a time.

**Stalemate** · June 1st, 2004, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by paraflyer

I just logged in today and saw that.

Speaking as a vet, GET STUFFED!

Don't take it personally, paraflyer.

Memorial Day in the US doesn't coincide with Canada's.

We quite simply don't "officially" celebrate the US Memorial Day as a legal holiday here.

**Cobra X** · June 1st, 2004, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by ilovetheusers

I disagree. I actually do not want 2 chicks at ones.

I'd like every chick one at a time.

You know, I used to think I'd like to nail every chick on earth one at a time...until I realized there's some pretty damn fugly women out there.

**paraflyer** · June 1st, 2004, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by a d e p t

Don't take it personally, paraflyer.

Memorial Day in the US doesn't coincide with Canada's.

We quite simply don't "officially" celebrate the US Memorial Day as a legal holiday here.

Understood.

But anyone who "disses" the vets (regardless of nationality) drops down a notch on the respect-o-meter.

BTW, when is Canada's?

**jitBob** · June 1st, 2004, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by paraflyer

Understood.

But anyone who "disses" the vets (regardless of nationality) drops down a notch on the respect-o-meter.

BTW, when is Canada's?

Considering the source how could you get any lower?

**FatalException0E** · June 1st, 2004, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by jitBob

Considering the source how could you get any lower?

Negative numbers stretch to their respective infinity as well.

**King Grover** · June 1st, 2004, 11:21 AM

yesterday = teh cookourt = pork chops and applesauce wiff some poratoers adn greebeens on teh slide yo. den it was last weeks soproanos on dvd. tahts was sad.

. Oh and i called me pops too!