Chicks dig me

[Cleetus]

So we were at the second half of the weekend long party on Saturday night, and several more chicks came out. So I was there with the voodoo, but it was my night to drink. Started out with a rockstar and vodka(the entire can) then I finish the voodoo's(almost another entire whole can). Move on to the beer, and by then I am already wired and well on the way to plowed. One by one each of the chicks corners me to talk to them, one of them gave me her card grabbed my package then left, another dated one of my roommates and knew I knew about her specialties and was offering them, and another was just hot and cool(talked to her the longest). So of course voodoo got all sorts of jealous and started hitting on an ugly dude I just went in a corner and passed out. Went home later, got lucky . What a great night that made for a painful Sunday

[Ya_know]

Who's voodoo?

[Spork]

Cleetus... you're such a pimp.

[Stalemate]

A pimp with a vivid imagination when it comes to this fantasy personal life he's concocted.

[+Daemon+]

Rofl

[Cleetus]

A pimp with a vivid imagination when it comes to this fantasy personal life he's concocted.

Dude, you are just jealous

[Ya_know]

Dude, you are just jealous

So you left part of the story out. You passed out at the party with voodoo, and woke up, went home and got laid. Who is voodoo, and are you sure she is a she? With a name like that you never know...voodoo

And how come you didn't go home with one of the hot chicks instead?

[+Daemon+]

Dude, you are just jealous

hahaha, adept u ganna take them fighten words!!!

[Cleetus]

So you left part of the story out. You passed out at the party with voodoo, and woke up, went home and got laid. Who is voodoo, and are you sure she is a she? With a name like that you never know...voodoo

And how come you didn't go home with one of the hot chicks instead?

Voodoo is the ex, ever here of the evil of the voodoo poonanni?

[Ya_know]

Voodoo is the ex, ever here of the evil of the voodoo poonanni?

So you went home with the X, even though you had three other possibles, one of them really hot? You really are a loser...

[Cleetus]

So you went home with the X, even though you had three other possibles, one of them really hot? You really are a loser...

She was spending the weekend with me, I ain't that mean yo

[Stalemate]

Dude, you are just jealous

I most probably get it on more often than you, so that's not much of a rebuttal. I know you can do better.

How about: "Dure, you are so right" instead?

[Cleetus]

Um well actually, you were calling me a liar, so no, you aren't right

[Stalemate]

I was just pulling your leg, Cleet.

BTW, what gets you off more, the actual act, or reporting it here?

[amyb]

She was spending the weekend with me, I ain't that mean yo

I guess you really like her?