Etiquette (sp?) question

**Tekboy** · June 29th, 2004, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by Escape_Driver

Tell her you want a threesum with another woman....If she says no then she'll dump you because your a "pig" if she says yes then hey give it a go !!!! then dump her.... Win win situation

Not bad

**edball** · June 29th, 2004, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by Cleetus

Get in bed with her, grab on tightly, and in stride

start calling her by your sister in law's name, then keep following it by different names. If you can hang on long enough for at least 3 names or 8 seconds, you then know you can also join the rodeo

Alright, you are truly killing me here. I can't get off the floor, laughing too hard...

**Seeker** · June 29th, 2004, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by Cleetus

Get in bed with her, grab on tightly, and in stride

start calling her by your sister in law's name, then keep following it by different names. If you can hang on long enough for at least 3 names or 8 seconds, you then know you can also join the rodeo

That is just WRONG!

Your best best is to make her dump you...here are some good ways to make a girl *not* like you anymore.

1) Fart...a lot.
2) Take a huge dump in her toliet and "forget" to flush.
3) Stop using deoderant
4) Matter of fact stop showering all together.
5) Tell her her Sister, Cousin, Best-friend or Room Mate is really hot and reminds you of the girl in High School you were madly in love with.
6) Then ask her for a threesome with that girl.
7) Fart...a lot in public.
8) Make-out with her in public...not just a little peck either...I am talking tongue in the throat action. Make sure there are lots of little kids around.
9) Tell her you hate kids and Marriage is nothing but a piece of paper.
10) Tell her she reminds you of your mother.

Trust me...it will work!

**ilovetheusers** · June 29th, 2004, 01:15 PM

Why don't you just tell her you don't like her and you want to stop seeing her? zbe honest when she asks why and just say, you no longer like her and the initial attraction was wrong. No great reason needed beyond, "I don't really like you".

**Commander Klarg** · June 29th, 2004, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Cleetus

Get in bed with her, grab on tightly, and in stride

start calling her by your sister in law's name, then keep following it by different names. If you can hang on long enough for at least 3 names or 8 seconds, you then know you can also join the rodeo

LOL!

**Cleetus** · June 29th, 2004, 01:37 PM

OR there is what we did to a buddy of mine back in college, a different type of rodeo...

So anyway we are on a road trip and the dude had had the room two nights with this chick(as we would hang out elsewhere to drink) and the thrid night she was to bring her friends. Well as always happens, she didn't bring the friends and they wanted us to stop our poker game and let them have the room. WEll we were drunk and psised off and said hell no. So they go to the bathroom, we give them five minutes, go to the door listen and hear her moaning. Instantly they have 5 drunk guys busting down the door chanting rodeo, rodeo, rodeo as he is trying to hold on and she is trying to get her clothes on. Needless to say, he didn't hear from her again and we got the room back that night.

**Toppro** · June 29th, 2004, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by Seeker

That is just WRONG!

Your best best is to make her dump you...here are some good ways to make a girl *not* like you anymore.

1) Fart...a lot.
2) Take a huge dump in her toliet and "forget" to flush.
3) Stop using deoderant
4) Matter of fact stop showering all together.
5) Tell her her Sister, Cousin, Best-friend or Room Mate is really hot and reminds you of the girl in High School you were madly in love with.
6) Then ask her for a threesome with that girl.
7) Fart...a lot in public.
8) Make-out with her in public...not just a little peck either...I am talking tongue in the throat action. Make sure there are lots of little kids around.
9) Tell her you hate kids and Marriage is nothing but a piece of paper.
10) Tell her she reminds you of your mother.

Trust me...it will work!

How about just taking a dump on her, that'lll get rid of her

**Toppro** · June 29th, 2004, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by ilovetheusers

Why don't you just tell her you don't like her and you want to stop seeing her? zbe honest when she asks why and just say, you no longer like her and the initial attraction was wrong. No great reason needed beyond, "I don't really like you".

That's just taking the easy way out.