That reminds me of the movie Dumb & Dumber or something ,
I hope you didn't have your BlackBerry with you during those trying times as now it would be a BrownBerry I suppose .
Maybe its time for a little vacation at your local Stress Resort , it can be a very fun place to forget your worry's , don't worry about the white jacket with long sleeve's they have you wear as all guests will be wearing one and then you won't look out of place , also those little colored mints they will give 3 times a day will make the world seem like a much cleaner place .



p.s. If you can get someone to touch your BrownBerry while your there have them let us know how your doing .
Good Luck .