Charmin Rant

[Archer]

Your just jealous of my superior posting etiquette





and as you cant read this either

[GrandDad]

CnP all you want, GrandDad - this is all original content created by moi in a fit of rage.

Archer: I don't know why you bother posting in my threads. You know I can't read you lame drivel as you are on my ignore list.

I do plan on adding your name ; address ; phone no# ;
so you will get credit for writing it !

you may also get some nice letters and phone calls asking you to come speak at various forums on this matter .




I think I'm done picking on you now
you've been a great sport about

[FatalException0E]

AAAAAArgh! Its on the roll the wrong way!

[hudsonsmith]

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"
"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?"
"Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 50 cents a roll."
The Indian doesn't have much money so he opts for the no name.
Within a few hours he is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
"Why?" asks the confused clerk.
"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."

[jitBob]

So Adept were the arguments with your wife about TP or really about streaky shorts?

[GrandDad]

So Adept were the arguments with your wife about TP or really about streaky shorts?

I think it was more of what happened to the BlackBerry .

[jitBob]

I think it was more of what happened to the BlackBerry .

Ahh, you mean Blackberry as a$$ scraper. Well he did say it had rounded corners.

[Escape_Driver]

You see Adept there in lies the problem. Charmin never professes to be the most hygenic or the most effective at doing what it does. It just says it's the softest. What you need is a... Washlet E200- Starting from: $660.00 Ask an expert!Trim. Sleek. Advanced technology. Upon activation, the automatic wand extends to provide a gentle stream of warm aerated water. The result? An unparalleled level of comfort and clean. For maximum soothing, we included a massage feature, a warm air dryer and a temperature- controlled heated seat with energy-saver functionality • Convenient Remote Control
• Warm Air Dryer with Three Temperature Settings
• Heated SoftCloseÆ Seat with Temperature Control
• Soothing, Aerated Warm Water



Now thats the ticket...

What happens if this unit malfunctions ??? Instant Enema followed by having you A$$ blown off

[Major Kong]

What happens if this unit malfunctions ??? Instant Enema followed by having you A$$ blown off

It would never happen! The unit is ISO 9001 certified!

[NooNoo]

You mean they have a document that states what to do in the event the FMEA risk assessment is not correctly handled?

[Archer]

Bet your [insert :small animal similar to a donkey] they do!

[Major Kong]

You mean they have a document that states what to do in the event the FMEA risk assessment is not correctly handled?

Not only that but they have a SOP that documents all known assessments through objectives and targets and then communicates it to not only the internal stakeholders BUT the external customers as well!

[NooNoo]

Not only that but they have a SOP that documents all known assessments through objectives and targets and then communicates it to not only the internal stakeholders BUT the external customers as well!

So as long as the product reads the sop, everything will be fine

[Stalemate]

Heh.

I was wondering where this was the other day, when a long discussion on the topic came up while playing City of Heroes.

[slgrieb]

I still think the forum should start handing out Necroposting Awards.