Best jabs at the convention

[jitBob]

The best jab I heard at the Democratic convention last night belonged to Bill Clinton when he said: " Strength and wisdom are not conflicting values -- they go hand in hand."

Zing, head shot to Bush. Hahahahahaha Bwaahaahaa!!!

[amyb]

The best jab I heard at the Democratic convention last night belonged to Bill Clinton when he said: " Strength and wisdom are not conflicting values -- they go hand in hand."

Zing, head shot to Bush. Hahahahahaha Bwaahaahaa!!!

Coming from a guy that is so virtuous..please.

[Ya_know]

If that's the best the Democrats got, Bush doesn't have anything to fear...

[jitBob]

If that's the best the Democrats got, Bush doesn't have anything to fear...

No it wasn't the best, but it sure was funny.

[amyb]

No it wasn't the best, but it sure was funny.

Because of the irony of the statement?

[Ya_know]

No it wasn't the best, but it sure was funny.

but your first statement, even the title of your thread both state "best jabs". Don't tell me you got a case of the Kerry "flip-flop"...! That's even worse then teh Gay!

[jitBob]

Speaking of flip/flopping. Jimmy Carter got one into the body.

"You can't be a war president one day and claim to be a peace president the next, depending on the latest political polls."

[jitBob]

Even Al Gore got a good one in.

"Did you expect, for example, the largest deficits in history? One after another? And the loss of more than a million jobs? "

[Zil]

Let's see what the "candidate" has to say on Thursday. I can't wait for that speech, when everyone can see what a dry, boring person Mr. Kerry really is and how he has no reason to elect him except "I was in Vietnam!" and "I'm not President Bush".

[Commander Klarg]

and "I'm not President Bush".

That's enough in my book. I think I would vote for Nader before Bush. But yes, let's see what Mr. Kerry has to say.

[techs]

Let's see what the "candidate" has to say on Thursday. I can't wait for that speech, when everyone can see what a dry, boring person Mr. Kerry really is and how he has no reason to elect him except "I was in Vietnam!" and "I'm not President Bush".

Dry and boring? As opposed to stupid and irrational? Give me dry and boring.
Elect him because he showed personal courage and enough love for his country to risk his life defending it? Two really good reasons.
"At least I'm not President Bush" Isn't that what people say after they do something really stupid.

[Ya_know]

Elect him because he showed personal courage and enough love for his country to risk his life defending it?

He didn't risk his life defending this country...he did some stupid sh!t over sea’s, forged his way to an early end to his tour of duty, then came right back to the US to protest the efforts of his country—all in direct violation of his commission as an officer in the US armed services. He’s a criminal if you ask me…and should have been charged with dereliction of duty, conduct unbecoming, and disobeying lawful orders…I wouldn’t go so far as to charge him with treason, but a borderline offender he certainly is!

I still don’t see how you can support this loser with such zeal, knowing all of this about him.

[techs]

He didn't risk his life defending this country...he did some stupid sh!t over sea’s, forged his way to an early end to his tour of duty, then came right back to the US to protest the efforts of his country—all in direct violation of his commission as an officer in the US armed services. He’s a criminal if you ask me…and should have been charged with dereliction of duty, conduct unbecoming, and disobeying lawful orders…I wouldn’t go so far as to charge him with treason, but a borderline offender he certainly is!

I still don’t see how you can support this loser with such zeal, knowing all of this about him.

That's nonesense. He won three purple hearts and a bronze star. When I see how the chickenhawk Bush allows his minions to smear Kerry with those lies it proves Gores and Clintons point.
Bush has lied to the American people more than any president in history. Thats saying alot since we had Nixon.
He lied his way into the presidency.
Note what he said to get elected and then what he did when elected:

BUSH SUPPORTS CURRENT TOBACCO FARMERS' QUOTA SYSTEM
BUSH ADMINISTRATION WILL SUPPORT FEDERAL BUYOUT OF TOBACCO QUOTAS

BUSH PLEDGES NOT TO TOUCH SOCIAL SECURITY SURPLUS
BUSH SPENDS SOCIAL SECURITY SURPLUS

BUSH PROMISES TO FORCE OPEC TO LOWER PRICES
BUSH REFUSES TO LOBBY OPEC LEADERS

BUSH SUPPORTS MANDATORY CAPS ON CARBON DIOXIDE
BUSH OPPOSES MANDATORY CAPS ON CARBON DIOXIDE

BUSH SAYS GAY MARRIAGE IS A STATE ISSUE
BUSH SUPPORTS CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT BANNING GAY MARRIAGE

BUSH OPPOSES NATION BUILDING
BUSH SUPPORTS NATION BUILDING

BUSH OPPOSES MCCAIN-FEINGOLD
BUSH SIGNS MCCAIN-FEINGOLD INTO LAW

BUSH SUPPORTS ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN
BUSH REFUSES TO PUSH FOR ASSUALT WEAPONS BAN

BUSH IS AGAINST DEFICITS
BUSH IS FOR DEFICITS

BUSH PROMISES TO FULLY FUND 'NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND'
BUSH FAILS TO FULLY FUND 'NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND'

BUSH IS AGAINST THE US TAKING SIDES IN THE PALESTINIAN-ISRAEL DISPUTE
BUSH TAKES ISRAELS SIDE

BUSH SAYS THE US WON'T NEGOTIATE WITH N. KOREA
BUSH SAYS THE US WILL NEGOTIATE WITH N. KOREA

Where is the President Bush that ran for President? Obviously he felt that in the midst of a crisis he didn't have to live up to his promises. He could use 9-11 as a cover to completely disregard every promise he made to the American people.

And that's why he has to go.

[Cleetus]

He didn't risk his life defending this country...he did some stupid sh!t over sea’s, forged his way to an early end to his tour of duty, then came right back to the US to protest the efforts of his country—all in direct violation of his commission as an officer in the US armed services. He’s a criminal if you ask me…and should have been charged with dereliction of duty, conduct unbecoming, and disobeying lawful orders…I wouldn’t go so far as to charge him with treason, but a borderline offender he certainly is!

I still don’t see how you can support this loser with such zeal, knowing all of this about him.

Oh, you mean like Bush going AWOL?

[techs]

Oh, you mean like Bush going AWOL?

Hey Cleetus don't you have to wonder what the troops in Iraq think about the way Bush treats war heroes?