Yeah, I liked that, "It's only enough to bruise an average 160 pound human"

Well what about an 8-12 pound cat?

So do tell us the evil that this cat does in your back yard? Kill rodents? Shut the birds up? Get attacked as it is Mockingbird season(evil ****ing birds)? Pisses on something? Just hangs out? Mocks you for living? Satanic rituals? A member of Al Queda terrorist rings? Sleeps? Looking for a place to sleep? Just waking up from Sleeping?