my computer really hates me

**firemonkey** · August 6th, 2004, 11:59 AM

Does anyone have a copy of this article from the Onion?
point / counterpoint "my computer really hates me"
I tried to find it on there site but to view old articles you need to pay them. <cough>bs<cough>
I wanted to show it to a few people, so if anyone could lend a hand I would very thankful

**firemonkey** · August 6th, 2004, 08:26 PM

come on someone has got to have it .....

please!!

please!!

thanks,

sam

**imaeditedbysowulo** · August 6th, 2004, 08:58 PM

Sorry. If google can't find it does it really exist?

**TechZ** · August 7th, 2004, 03:28 PM

Maybe on IRC or somewhere.

**Stalemate** · August 8th, 2004, 12:21 PM

An Onion Premium Membership is required to access it, usually, but I found this from someone's archives by using Google properly.

http://www.geocities.com/scott_metz/...echnology.html

It also contains the PC's counterpoint and language can be strong at times.

...Actually, let's start with me. I am a brand-new, state-of-the-art Dell Dimension 4100, although, if all you had to go by was Vicki, you'd think my name was "Tweety Bird Sticker Receptacle." She's got me faggoted up like a 10-year-old girl's notebook. ...