Roll Call: WOTPP

[Stalemate]

Please respond with your name and rank and I will "check off" your name by colouring it in green.

This is also the perfect time for enlisting, if you have not done so before.



Current Roster (by rank - 21 active / 6 inactive)
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Adept, Founder / Overlord
NooNoo, Empress
Confus-ed, Black Ops General / Post Padding Guru
Damned Angel, Strategic Commander-In-Chief
JitBob, Sergeant Major
TechZ, Sergeant Major / Field Reporter
Edball, Corporal, Way of the Political Post Pad instigator
GrandDad, (Sergeant) Private Military Strategy Consultant
Camaro80Z, Corporal-Specialist
Corturbra, Private First Class
Deity, Private First Class
Diver01, Private First Class
Escape_Driver, Private First Class
Amyb, Private
Archangel42069, Private
Drewmaztech, Private
MobilePCPhysician, Private First Class
Paraflyer, Private
Sunshine, Private
Titchski, Private
Tekboy, Recruit


Newly Enlisted
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WebHead, Brigadier General / Vigilante
Mayet, Private First Class,
El_Squid, Private,
gizmo1_1, Recruit
inept, Recruit
Thorian, Recruit


MIA, Retired, AWOL, Inactive
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Spork, Private (R&R until further notice)

[gazzak]

Have you got any promotional leaflets to give away?

[Stalemate]

Here is the Way of the Post Pad ranks list.

This list shows the standard ways of obtaining a specific rank, although extraordinary reasons may warrant the attribution of a rank outside of the poster's scale. These will be based upon the recommendations of your superiors.

Special creativity or originality will also garner medals and commendations, evaluated on a case-by-case basis.

Recruit
1-500 posts

Private
501-1000 posts

Private First Class
1001-1500 posts

Corporal
1501-2000 posts

Sergeant
2001-2500 posts

Staff Sergeant
2501-3000

Sergeant First Class
3001-3500

Master Sergeant
3501-4000

Sergeant Major
4001-4500

Second Lieutenant
4501-5000

Fisrt Lieutenant
5001-5500

Captain
5501-6000

Major
6001-6500

Lieutenant Colonel
6501-7000

Colonel
7001-7500

Brigadier General
7501-8000

Major General
8001-8500

Lieutenant General
8501-9000

General
9000+

[Stalemate]

Have you got any promotional leaflets to give away?

Nope.

That would require time, effort, and maybe even concentrated interest, which are lacking at this time.

[Camaro80z]

Reporting for duty, Sir!

[Camaro80z]

I do feel that due to my help in getting the WOTPP off of the ground, as well as my decisive victory in battle against the PLS, my rank should be much higher than solely my post count. That is why I feel I should be giiven a better rank. I suggest Commander, where I would only answer to you, the great founder of the WOTPP!

[MobilePCPhysician]

I do feel that due to my help in getting the WOTPP off of the ground, as well as my decisive victory in battle against the PLS, my rank should be much higher than solely my post count. That is why I feel I should be giiven a better rank. I suggest Commander, where I would only answer to you, the great founder of the WOTPP!

Step aside butt-kisser, hard working private coming through.

MobilePC reporting for duty, sir.

[Titchski]

I believe I should now be a Private.

Cheers

[Diver01]

did I get demoted?!? anywhoo im reporting for duty.. kinda, im on the road right now... blech...

[Stalemate]

I do feel that due to my help in getting the WOTPP off of the ground, as well as my decisive victory in battle against the PLS, my rank should be much higher than solely my post count. That is why I feel I should be giiven a better rank. I suggest Commander, where I would only answer to you, the great founder of the WOTPP!

You have been granted the E4 rank of specialist, usually given to corporals, I think.

Commander does not exist in the Way of the Post Pad, so I improvised.

Give me 25 posts by the end of today, soldier.

[Stalemate]

did I get demoted?!? anywhoo im reporting for duty.. kinda, im on the road right now... blech...

Correction made.

[Camaro80z]

You have been granted the E4 rank of specialist, usually given to corporals, I think.

Commander does not exist in the Way of the Post Pad, so I improvised.

Give me 25 posts by the end of today, soldier.

Yes Sir!

[Ya_know]

I do feel that due to my help in getting the WOTPP off of the ground, as well as my decisive victory in battle against the PLS, my rank should be much higher than solely my post count. That is why I feel I should be giiven a better rank. I suggest Commander, where I would only answer to you, the great founder of the WOTPP!

Who do you think you are, John Kerry? Hell, why don't we just give you 3 purple hearts and a key to the White House...

No, your rank is your post count. WOTPP is not about skill, quality of posts, or long sideburns. It IS the Post count!

Count me in! :butt:

[Ya_know]

Just 100 more for my second star! :butt:

[Ya_know]

Blaa!!!