At last they are coming....

[corturbra]

http://www.wanadoo.co.uk/news/nation...icle=ALL240115

[MobilePCPhysician]

They are already here. Carefully read some of the posts here, and you'll agree.

[El_Squid]

I'm getting my towel and bathrobe ready, just in case, and keeping an eye on the white mice and dolphins.

[corturbra]

They are already here. Carefully read some of the posts here, and you'll agree.

Well didn't like to say but I concur with your statement sir!

[Stalemate]

It was broadcast on the main frequency at which the universe's most common element, hydrogen, absorbs and emits energy, and which astronomers say is the most likely means by which aliens would advertise their presence.

And they know this because of extensive psychological analysis of, prolonged conversations with, and having a pint in the company of aliens, of course.

[Stalemate]

I'm getting my towel and bathrobe ready, just in case, and keeping an eye on the white mice and dolphins.

DON'T PANIC!!!

[corturbra]

And they know this because of extensive psychological analysis of, prolonged conversations with, and having a pint in the company of aliens, of course.

Or because Stephen Spielberg told them?

[corturbra]

DON'T PANIC!!!

Aha so you're the one who writes the disaster literature....

Although the plane may be plummeting to earth at 120 metres/second, please take the time to read your emergency procedures brochure, when the plane crashes and catches fire, please remain calm and walk forward in an orderly fashion, and don't panic....

[jitBob]

I'm getting my towel and bathrobe ready, just in case, and keeping an eye on the white mice and dolphins.

Do you mean Julie_On_Drugs?

[Johnny Blaze]

I want to believe

[El_Squid]

Do you mean Julie_On_Drugs?

Just following the advice in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe. Mmmm... must remember to put some packets of peanuts in my pockets.

[El_Squid]

DON'T PANIC!!!

Ah, someone else knows!

[Archer]

Its just a satellite like last time

[Stalemate]

Ah, someone else knows!

"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

[Stalemate]

Aha so you're the one who writes the disaster literature....

Although the plane may be plummeting to earth at 120 metres/second, please take the time to read your emergency procedures brochure, when the plane crashes and catches fire, please remain calm and walk forward in an orderly fashion, and don't panic....

Actually:

Ford handed the book to Arthur.

"What is it?" asked Arthur.

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's a sort of electronic book. It tells you everything you need to know about anything. That's its job."

Arthur turned it over nervously in his hands.

"I like the cover," he said. "'Don't Panic.' It's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day."