Some Actual News Headlines:

[Orangeman]

~ March Planned for Next August

~ Blind Bishop Appointed to See

~ Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police the Slip

~ L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

~ Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through

~ Latin Course to Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

~ Diaper Market Bottoms Out

~ Croupiers On Strike; Management Says: "No Big Deal"

~ Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest

~ Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

~ Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters

~ Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

~ Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice

~ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

~ Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin

~ Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

~ Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man

~ Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy

~ 20-Year Friendship Ends At Altar

~ War Dims Hope for Peace

~ If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

~ Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

~ Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation

~ Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

~ Man Is Fatally Slain

~ Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation

~ Defendant's Speech Ends in Long Sentence

~ Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

~ Police Discover Crack in Australia

~ Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan

~ Collegians Are Turning to Vegetables

~ Scientists to Have Ford's Ear

~ Hershey Bars Protest

~ County Officials to Talk Rubbish

~ Carter Plans Swell Deficit

~ Caribbean Islands Drift to Left

[FatalException0E]

How about...

U.S. Women Bomb Canada


That was on the front page of our sports section a few years ago (about a basketball game) and its been my favorite local headline ever since.

[GrandDad]

The ORANGEMAN is back .

[Orangeman]

The ORANGEMAN is back .

Orangeman never left. I'll admit I haven't been around the Lounge in the last couple of weeks the way I usually am. I've got Broadband. The local company is running a special 'till the end of the year and I'm taking age of it.

In that time I've been doing more important things like downloading mpg's of sexy little Japanese cupie dolls getting screwed by giant calamari. BTW, I hate calamari but the videos are kinda fun...

[El_Squid]

In that time I've been doing more important things like downloading mpg's of sexy little Japanese cupie dolls getting screwed by giant calamari. BTW, I hate calamari but the videos are kinda fun...

Pshaw!

[Stalemate]

...In that time I've been doing more important things like downloading mpg's of sexy little Japanese cupie dolls getting screwed by giant calamari. BTW, I hate calamari but the videos are kinda fun...

Caught in the act, El_Squid?

[freddy]

Orangeman never left. I'll admit I haven't been around the Lounge in the last couple of weeks the way I usually am. I've got Broadband. The local company is running a special 'till the end of the year and I'm taking age of it.

In that time I've been doing more important things like downloading mpg's of sexy little Japanese cupie dolls getting screwed by giant calamari. BTW, I hate calamari but the videos are kinda fun...

link please ?, you should know better, all for one ,,,,,all for all,,,

[El_Squid]

Caught in the act, El_Squid?

I plead the fifth! Or better yet, I'll plead the Clinton, "I never had sex with that animation!"

Besides, you lung breathers can't even tell the difference between a squid and an octopus.

[Orangeman]

Oh, so you know what I'm talking about, perhaps you should provide Freddy with a link?

(Furgit it, if he doesn't know what I'm talking 'bout he's too young to use the internet...)