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    Talking Bloody Canadians !

    Usually mine & other Brits 'mickey taking' is reserved for the 'stuuuupoid yankee doodlies' & they in turn pick on the Canadians - however time for an exception !

    I shall proceed straight to go, & pick on 'em directly !

    I mean we sell you a second hand, only slightly used submarine, as them 'mean' yankees won't & YOU BREAK IT - ...

    They are btw generally meant to sail about under the water, not on it , especially in a storm


    Rescue ships head for submarine

    A full scale emergency operation is under way to rescue a Canadian submarine drifting without power ... The submarine was travelling to Canada after being handed over to its new owner by the Royal Navy on Saturday ..A Canadian Navy spokesman said the sailors were "getting tossed to and fro something crazy."

    The Times had reported previously that Canada was considering legal action over the ships.
    Definately a case of 'buyer beware' & appropriate use !

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    Sorry can't condone mickey taking of Canadians, no matter how justified.... they are the nicest people on the planet. After everyone here of course....

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    Quite true .. however is Celine Dion not sufficient reason ?

    Them Yankee Doodlies have been teaching me stuff !

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    Mmmmm I guess Celine Dion is a reason to dislike them, as is Bryan Adams, but like the Canadians said in South Park the Movie, "we've already apologised for Bryan Adams"

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    duuu ,,,the first 3 subs , were "mothballed" at vickers shipyard in barrow in furness , for many years ,,,they were a local joke ,,,the british goverment did not want them ,,,and they were costing a lot to "tick over" in dock ,,,,we eventualy GAVE them to the canadians ,,for a token fee,,,,with no warrenty applied, or expressed.


    my father lives in barrow ,,,about 80m away ,,,i visit him ,,,and read the local papers etc,,,

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    PS:


    vickers , who mfg this sub ,are owned by BAE systems (those of the bent slush fund history) ,, BAE used to own "british leyland" ,,,now after looking at a mini metro ,,,and having driven a BL meistro , van ,,,,


    Would you Actualy buy , a submarine ,,,,second hand ,,,,without warrenty ,,,from those guys?


    answers on a postcard ,,,,


    and leave Celine Dion out of this ,,,she don,t like going deep ,,,that,s what she said last time,,,,anyway i like her music
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    ok , update ,,,the engine room cought fire ,,52 canadians on board ,,9 with smoke inilation ,,,nothing serious ,no heating ,,,,use a a blanket ,,,or an elk


    history or this sub

    1988 : put into sevice

    1999 : engine failure ,,,,crew had to use h/pumps to rise to the surface

    2000 : major failure on torpedo tubes ,,,

    2001 : the full claas of subs inc this one , taken out of service ,,,,


    wonder why?




    like we said "no warrenty suplied"


    breeth deep ,,,,and keep a oxy mask ,,,


    have fun canadians ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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    yes, another military purchasing debaucle from the canadian government.

    And no we do not have an excuse for brian adams, or celine dion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khazad
    yes, another military purchasing debaucle from the canadian government.

    And no we do not have an excuse for brian adams, or celine dion.
    What about KD Lang or Avril Lavigne?

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    hey they all can't be good, you got eye candy in shania twain, and comedic genius from mike myers and jim carey as well as many many other great performers which i'm too tired to drum up from the recesses of my memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khazad
    hey they all can't be good, you got eye candy in shania twain, and comedic genius from mike myers and jim carey as well as many many other great performers which i'm too tired to drum up from the recesses of my memory.
    I'm toying with ya, I like Bryan Adams, some of Celine Dions songs, and I've hummed along to Avril Lavigne (still you do need to explain KD Lang seriously).

    And yes the Lovely Shania...... all is forgiven

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    I can't believe that people admit to like Celine

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    Quote Originally Posted by corturbra
    I'm toying with ya, I like Bryan Adams, some of Celine Dions songs, and I've hummed along to Avril Lavigne (still you do need to explain KD Lang seriously).

    And yes the Lovely Shania...... all is forgiven
    you misunderstand, i'm fully aware of the toying nature of the posts. Hence me posting this useless crap. if i ws being serious i'd be the loudest voice crying for celine dion's head. brian adams problem is that all his songs are exactly the same (a car, a cliff, and a woman). Avril's not bad it's her groupie lemmings which annoy me, and no i have no excuse for KD Lang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khazad
    you misunderstand, i'm fully aware of the toying nature of the posts. Hence me posting this useless crap. if i ws being serious i'd be the loudest voice crying for celine dion's head. brian adams problem is that all his songs are exactly the same (a car, a cliff, and a woman). Avril's not bad it's her groupie lemmings which annoy me, and no i have no excuse for KD Lang.
    Cool didn't want to be offending anyone, especially as I've a holiday booked to Banff next year!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khazad
    hey they all can't be good,... as well as many many other great performers which i'm too tired to drum up from the recesses of my memory.
    Lest we forget Julie On, and Raul.

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