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October 14th, 2004, 03:51 PM
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King of the Mermaids
Joke time
Did ya know it was a man from Kentucky that invented the Tooth Brush?
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of course if it were any place else it would have been called a TEETH Brush..
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October 14th, 2004, 03:58 PM
#2
Banned
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October 14th, 2004, 04:00 PM
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October 14th, 2004, 05:12 PM
#4
Intel Mod
Did ya know it was an Irishman that invented the Toilet Seat?
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Later a Scotsman found a way to save on wood by cutting a hole out of the middle ...
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October 14th, 2004, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Platypus
Did ya know it was an Irishman that invented the Toilet Seat?
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Later a Scotsman found a way to save on wood by cutting a hole out of the middle ...
ok ,,,bit close that one ,,,,
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why do australians call there beer XXXX
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,becauase they can,t spell beer
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October 14th, 2004, 05:49 PM
#6
Intel Mod
Originally Posted by freddy
becauase they can,t spell beer
That's true!
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October 14th, 2004, 06:30 PM
#7
Registered User
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
Sergeant WOTPP
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October 14th, 2004, 06:34 PM
#8
Registered User
Woman's perfect breakfast...
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
I only post using 100% recycled electrons!!!
Stay on the bomb run, boys. I'm going to get them doors open if it hair lips everybody on Bear Creek.
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October 14th, 2004, 10:41 PM
#9
Registered User
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
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October 15th, 2004, 08:31 AM
#10
Registered User
Originally Posted by Orangeman
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
or at least promptly clean the imprints off the glass.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Sun-tzu (~400 BC), The Art of War. Emptiness and Fullness
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October 15th, 2004, 05:35 PM
#11
Registered User
Originally Posted by Orangeman
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
Or maybe get some curtains...
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October 15th, 2004, 09:19 PM
#12
Registered User
Originally Posted by Orangeman
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
Obviously the dream home for exhibitionists.
If only you knew what's inside of me now,
You wouldn't want to know me, somehow.
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October 15th, 2004, 10:15 PM
#13
Banned
Originally Posted by freddy
ok ,,,bit close that one ,,,,
Go get him freddy.
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October 16th, 2004, 03:42 PM
#14
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Jokes eh...?
George W Bush, now hows that for a joke!
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October 16th, 2004, 04:39 PM
#15
Registered User
Making that fourth-grader president of the United States IS NOT FUNNY!
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