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Once we've got the bugs ironed out, we'll be running on flat bugs.

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms

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Programmer's Drinking Song: 99 programming bugs in the code/99 programing bugs/Fix one bug/compile it again/now there's 100 bugs in the code! (repeat until bugs==0)

Programmers never die: They just GOSUB without RETURN.

Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rich Cook

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.

Remaining time multiplied by distress is constant.

RTFM: No just an acronym, it's the LAW!