Once upon a time.

**Lost** · December 5th, 2004, 08:51 PM

He stopped and glanced over at his two kids now fast asleep, loosening his grip on the bedtime thriller he put it back on the shelf to finish another night, and with a smile tucked in the little rascals and walked to the doorway, giving one last look at em before he turned out the light and dissapeared down the hallway.

The End.

**Archer** · December 6th, 2004, 06:17 AM

or was it just the beginning!

**Lost** · December 6th, 2004, 06:57 AM

Originally Posted by Archer

or was it just the beginning!

*BLAM**BLAM*...no.

[Lost discreetly disposes of the body.]

**craigmodius** · December 6th, 2004, 07:04 AM

...but under the shallow grave there was a stirring. The body rose from the grave, and there was an unholy moan from the zombie Acher. The zombie Archer had developed a taste for human flesh, and crept off into the night in search of it...

**Archer** · December 6th, 2004, 07:39 AM

And he now knew where there were two tasty morsels to eat ............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAR!!

**Diver01** · December 6th, 2004, 09:32 AM

It was a dark and stormy night outside of the doughnut shop. But inside things were busy. Most of the cops this time of night were out roaming the streets looking for thugs and hooligans, but not tonight. Tonight was different. It was buy 1 doughnut get 2 free night with the purchase of a large cup of coffee.

The doughnut shop was jammed with flat foots. You could smell the fresh baked doughnuts mixed with a side of glaze as you first walked in the door. As the local cops stuffed their faces, drank their coffee, and laughed over what this idiot did, or that last car chase, they didnt notice all the zombie archers that were emerging from the grave site accross the street. With all the cops in the city eating doughnuts, who will save the city from certain doom??!? Dunn dun dunnn..........

**thirdfey** · December 6th, 2004, 10:43 AM

So the zombie Archer army marched on unchecked and arrived at Golden Corral because only in death (or with a weight of 400 pounds plus) can someone stomach the food from the Golden Trough.

Afterwards they went to Sam's Club to buy 55 gallon drums of mayonaise which they used.....

**Archer** · December 6th, 2004, 10:47 AM

To baste their victims in...........
Meanwhile back at the forum head quarters.........

**Lost** · December 6th, 2004, 06:32 PM

...Lost had gone on a killing spree, already having slaughtered half the users Lost decided to stop, because...

**amyb** · December 6th, 2004, 06:40 PM

he had to pee

**thirdfey** · December 6th, 2004, 07:19 PM

so he became occupied with writing his name in the snow, he wanted to get it just right and their is a lot of snow in the artic to practice on....

**Lost** · December 6th, 2004, 07:32 PM

He got it just the way he wanted it but realized that due to all the cups of coffe he had at the donut shop just before going on the killing spree (it was buy one get 2 free night!) that he stil had a half full tank, and decided he should go mark his territory all over the bodys.

**Archer** · December 7th, 2004, 02:26 AM

Of the dead seals...........

**Lost** · December 7th, 2004, 02:49 AM

...and recently slaughtered users(it was a lot of coffee), for if he didnt p*ss all over their corpses the raw power instilled in them during the windriver experiments would turn them all into prebubescent zombies who's only purpose was to use bad grammar and repeadatly chant in unison "we are Raul" indeed by peeing all over them lost was saving the world from a fate worse than death , speaking of death at that very moment on the other side of town the zombie archers were...