Levels of Stupidity

[MobilePCPhysician]

http://www.wftv.com/news/3971517/detail.html


A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.
"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.


Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.


According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.


Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.


They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.

[3fingersalute]

I remember a similar story from a crack addict in Florida once calling police to report her crack was stolen.

I could understand a crack addict, I mean I know what that **** does to your brain. But potheads??......c'mon, what were they thinking??.....or apparently they weren't at all.

[Lost]

[Best guess] They decide to smoke a bit before selling off the last of thier current stash, after smoking a "little bit" they realize they dont have any left to sell and in their "state" come up with the "brilliant" plan of saying it was stolen in hopes of reimbursement.
[/Best guess]

Moral: They should have smoked more so they could have come up with a better plan.

[MobilePCPhysician]

Moral: They should have smoked more so they could have come up with a better plan.

But see, once your high, smoking more doesn't get you "higher", just "lower" on dope.

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But see, once your high, smoking more doesn't get you "higher", just "lower" on dope.

1 guess as to how you discovered that.

[geeksRus]

if those were your kids would you be more depressed because they are using dope or because they are so amazingly stupid?

[3fingersalute]

This story was on the local radio station here today. Each day they feature a story called "Boneheads in the news" !