The adventures of Wrbby - Page 2
Page 2 of 8 FirstFirst 1 2 3 4 ... LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 107

Thread: The adventures of Wrbby

  1. December 17th, 2004, 01:34 PM #16
    Khazad
    Khazad is offline
    Registered User Khazad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Somewhere far beyond
    Posts
    603
    Just forget about the moment is behind you, you missed one chance, so it's time to create another moment.
    Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
    Sun-tzu (~400 BC), The Art of War. Emptiness and Fullness
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. December 17th, 2004, 01:35 PM #17
    WebHead
    WebHead is offline
    Registered User WebHead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Posts
    8,208
    Quote Originally Posted by i n e p t
    you might want to get more booze...so you can see "all the moons" again
    Well,.. if I can manage to muster up another opportunity with her,.. then definitely, that is a must do.
    Hello World
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. December 17th, 2004, 01:36 PM #18
    Archer
    Archer is offline
    Registered User Archer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2000
    Location
    Blighty
    Posts
    4,224
    Send her a text telling her how much you enjoyed her company during the party and that you were sad you didnt get to see her before she went,Yada,Yada then see what sort of respose you get.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. December 17th, 2004, 01:39 PM #19
    Ya_know
    Ya_know is offline
    Banned Ya_know's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Posts
    10,692
    Quote Originally Posted by WebHead
    I don't know. It's like the moment is ruined now though. All the moons were lined up perfectly last night. Not they are not.
    I can see it now, Joe Cool Werbby sitting on the couch playing with his phone. Everyone comes in, sees “Joe Cool” and wants to be with him, well, except for Joe Hot Chick…she didn’t even glance his way. Sorry for you, but the moment, what ever it was, was gone before that…if she wanted to stop by and say goodbye she would have done it. Just kidding, she may have felt awakward, and didn’t know how to pull you away. Since when do you have to “leave” to walk a girl to her car at a party? Dude, sprout some nutz man, you are never going to get Jane unless you swing from a vine and swoop her up! You should have walked to the front door as she did and just offered to walk her out. Be a man!

    Tell her you’re interested in seeing her again. How hard is it “really” to get a hold her? The worst she can say is “I’m seeing somebody” or, “get lost loser”. But the bottom line is if you don’t make any effort at all, she’ll never realize you have an interest. If the chemistry is there like you perceived it was, she’s just waiting by the phone right now, the longer you wait, the less interested she is going to be.

    Get the number, call her, and take her to lunch, dinner, a laser show, or a cow tipping. Just call!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. December 17th, 2004, 01:39 PM #20
    shamus
    shamus is offline
    Registered User shamus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Cornish,Maine,USA
    Posts
    3,140
    inepts right...you have an automatic opening line. "I'm sorry we didn't have a chance to say goodbye..."
    Now get off your Motley a$$ and DO IT!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. December 17th, 2004, 01:40 PM #21
    Stalemate
    Stalemate is offline
    Registered User Stalemate's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    d4-e5
    Posts
    15,120
    Send or read her a poem about cats too.

    Chicks dig poems and they dig cats.

    Combining the 2 is sheer genius.
    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. December 17th, 2004, 01:44 PM #22
    i n e p t
    i n e p t is offline
    Registered User i n e p t's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    quebec
    Posts
    678
    Quote Originally Posted by a d e p t
    Send or read her a poem about cats too.

    Chicks dig poems and they dig cats.

    Combining the 2 is sheer genius.
    LMAO, u need counselling bro

    not about cats u moron, poems about the beauty of nature symbolized in her graceful charm , and dont forget the loads of booze tarzan
    My New Year's resolution: to be intolerant towards those who are intolerant of me, that'll learn 'em!

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. December 17th, 2004, 01:44 PM #23
    meatwad
    meatwad is offline
    Registered User meatwad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Numba 1 in tha hood G
    Posts
    3,835
    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

    Get Buzzed
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. December 17th, 2004, 01:45 PM #24
    i n e p t
    i n e p t is offline
    Registered User i n e p t's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    quebec
    Posts
    678
    Do It...do It!!
    My New Year's resolution: to be intolerant towards those who are intolerant of me, that'll learn 'em!

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. December 17th, 2004, 01:46 PM #25
    Diver01
    Diver01 is offline
    King of the Mermaids Diver01's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2000
    Location
    Minnisoooda (cold wasteland)
    Posts
    1,443
    Quote Originally Posted by a d e p t
    Send or read her a poem about cats too.

    Chicks dig poems and they dig cats.

    Combining the 2 is sheer genius.
    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Cats are fluffy
    You have a nice butt..

    ok that does ryme..

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    My balls are Blue
    Because of you..

    ok ok... 1 more try...

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I have a Red cat
    and a Blue one too...

    ok im not good at this poem thing..
    W
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. December 17th, 2004, 01:46 PM #26
    Khazad
    Khazad is offline
    Registered User Khazad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Somewhere far beyond
    Posts
    603
    Quote Originally Posted by a d e p t
    Send or read her a poem about cats too.

    Chicks dig poems and they dig cats.

    Combining the 2 is sheer genius.
    Use this one:

    Tiger sprawling in the sun
    Fast asleep his day is done
    Lying there t'was warmth he sought
    The sun has mad his tummy hot
    But one sad fact he overlooked
    Now his brain's completely cooked.

    You gotta love Calvin and Hobbes.
    Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
    Sun-tzu (~400 BC), The Art of War. Emptiness and Fullness
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. December 17th, 2004, 01:47 PM #27
    Stalemate
    Stalemate is offline
    Registered User Stalemate's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    d4-e5
    Posts
    15,120
    Quote Originally Posted by i n e p t
    LMAO, u need counselling bro

    not about cats u moron, poems about the beauty of nature symbolized in her graceful charm , and dont forget the loads of booze tarzan
    Nuh-huh.

    But you might have a point there.


    How about if you ask her to dress in a cat costume and then compose a poem about it?

    That could work.
    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. December 17th, 2004, 01:48 PM #28
    Stalemate
    Stalemate is offline
    Registered User Stalemate's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    d4-e5
    Posts
    15,120
    Quote Originally Posted by Diver01
    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Cats are fluffy
    You have a nice butt..

    ok that does ryme..

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    My balls are Blue
    Because of you..

    ok ok... 1 more try...

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I have a Red cat
    and a Blue one too...

    ok im not good at this poem thing..
    Friggin' hilarious, but you made me spill my beer.
    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. December 17th, 2004, 01:51 PM #29
    i n e p t
    i n e p t is offline
    Registered User i n e p t's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    quebec
    Posts
    678
    Quote Originally Posted by a d e p t
    Nuh-huh.

    But you might have a point there.


    How about if you ask her to dress in a cat costume and then compose a poem about it?

    That could work.
    hows he supposed to keep his cool n write if shes in a cat costume man!!! have you gone completely nuts? no, you should wear it tarzan now go, get that jane...DO IT...DO IT!!
    My New Year's resolution: to be intolerant towards those who are intolerant of me, that'll learn 'em!

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. December 17th, 2004, 01:53 PM #30
    Ya_know
    Ya_know is offline
    Banned Ya_know's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Posts
    10,692
    Quote Originally Posted by a d e p t
    Friggin' hilarious, but you made me spill my beer.
    You always were a sucker for the profoundly poetic...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads

  1. Is Wrbby losing it?
    By TripleRLtd in forum Politicos
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: December 27th, 2004, 10:43 AM
  2. Wrbby Public Service Message: Use FF at work
    By WebHead in forum Tech Lounge & Tales
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: September 24th, 2004, 05:39 AM
  3. Hey wrbby
    By Cobra X in forum Tech Lounge & Tales
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: June 1st, 2004, 04:05 PM
  4. Extra Special - the Official Adventures of Cobra Wallpaper
    By Cobra in forum Tech Lounge & Tales
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: January 3rd, 2002, 12:24 PM
  5. The Adventures of Timmy the AOL H4X0R, Part 1
    By em-clown in forum Tech Lounge & Tales
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: June 6th, 2001, 02:01 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules