See's

[NooNoo]

no it's women + chocolate = happy woman who will still complain that the chocolate will make her fat while eatring it.

chocolate replaces the right sort of exercise that stops you wanting chocolate.

If your girl/lady/woman is eating alot of chocolate, look to your performance

[Khazad]

I wasn't making reference to that one, so sorry Noo, you're off this time. PLus chocolate is good to get them ramped up for it. A little wine and come chocolate strawberries and a fireplace and you're gold.

[+Daemon+]

should re-wrap these and give them to some I dont like as a xmas gift >

[PuterGeekGirl]

should re-wrap these and give them to some I dont like as a xmas gift >

With bites out of em and all...

[craigmodius]

should re-wrap these and give them to some I dont like as a xmas gift >

No, that would be wrong.

Gather the rest of the chocolates, melt them down in the microwave at work, and write "Merry Christmas" on the walls of the Bathroom in melted chocolate.

[WebHead]

umm never thought candy could be so bad

but the women here sure love it :/

Usually old ladies like See's candies. Maybe they just like candy that tastes like azz. I dunno.

[NooNoo]

should re-wrap these and give them to some I dont like as a xmas gift >

I have to know what these things are

If you are up for the postage, ship em to the uk. If they get pulled as toxic waste on the way, you have your answer!

[DonJ]

I got a 1 lb box of see's candy from my boss for xmas...and it tasted poopoo, this box is scaring me, what should I try next?

My boss gave everybody in the company a 2 pound box of poo (See's Candies).

He's been doing it for years now. He must think we like them.

My wife always takes a bite and then hands it to me. I end up eating like 3/4 of the box myself. It's OK as far as chocolate goes. Not the best by any means but OK.

In the famouse words of Forest Gump, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."

[iceman]

In the famouse words of Forest Gump, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."

OR... you never know what poo you going to get.

[+Daemon+]

ahah, this stuff does make u go poo, been at this job 4 years and never taken a poo here until today thanks see's candy

[meatwad]

'Because it's a well known fact that they put an addictive chemical in it that makes ya crave for it nightly smarta**!'