I'm hoping this will help me get a date for New Years

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HEY WEBBY, PLZ TELL ME YOU CALLED HER c'mon man i'm living thru u all's lives on these forums man, give me some rope here...

[WebHead]

He didn't call her, of course. And it's a good thing too - no woman with a pulse, who can see, and has no major deformities is going give ol' SpongeWrb Girlpants the time of day.

Hey! You stop it right now! Stop it! You mean guy you!

Hehe,.. well actually I haven't been able to get ahold of the liason friend yet (some friend huh). Maybe tomorrow? I dunno. If I had her damn number I would damn call her but I don't. What am I supposed to do, hire a P.I. to locate her? Like in "Something About Mary"? Anyway, I can't work my magic without the digits.

[Cleetus]

Hey! You stop it right now! Stop it! You mean guy you!

Hehe,.. well actually I haven't been able to get ahold of the liason friend yet (some friend huh). Maybe tomorrow? I dunno. If I had her damn number I would damn call her but I don't. What am I supposed to do, hire a P.I. to locate her? Like in "Something About Mary"? Anyway, I can't work my magic without the digits.

Are you saying that at the entire party only one person knew this chick?

[Cleetus]

Also, just goes to show you that in the future, ask for the freaking # or at least email earlier, ya big wuss