New Drugs For Women

[xpuser357]

DAMNITOL
Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.

ST.MOMMA`S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom`s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two day`s.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates meloncholy and lonliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you could`nt wait till they moved out.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intellegence, and prevents conception

DUMBEROL
When taken with peptobimbo can cause dangerousely low IQ resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off drivers.

MENICILLAN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. increases resistance to such lines as
you make me want to to be better person can we get naked.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping, increases potency, duration,and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who cant remember Your Birthday,Anniversary,Phone Number.

NAGAMET
When administered to a husband provides the same irratation level as nagging him all weekend saving the time and trouble of the wife doing it.

ANTITALKSIDENT
A spray carried in purse or wallet to be used on anyone eager to talk their life story in elevator to total strangers

[street1]

xpuser357,You just wrote the new-Perfect country and western song.

Thank You for the pick me up.LOL

http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics...Jbrh7z8zNUE%3D


Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
and he told me it was the perfect country and western song.
I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect
country and western song because he hadn't said anything about
Momma, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk.

[El_Squid]

Too funny, had to pass it along!

[xpuser357]

Too funny, had to pass it along!

Thanks I found it in my E-mail.