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    After having dug to a depth of 50 feet of last year, Mexican scientists found traces of copperwire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.



    Not to be outdone by the Mexicans, in the weeks that followed, Texan scientists dug to a depth of 75 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the Houston newspapers read:



    "Texas archaelogists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Mexicans."



    One week later, Navajo Nation Council in Window Rock, Navajo Times newsletter reported the following:




    "After digging as deep as 90 feet in wash beds near Kayenta, Elmer Chee, a self taught archeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.



    Chee has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Natives had already gone wireless."



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    Would that be Jim Chee, or Kim Chee?

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    You are confusing Elmer Chee, the self-taught Navajo anthropologist, with Kim Chee, that spicy, yet bitter, South Korean chef.

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    Most likely that's what happens when you read too much Tony Hillerman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slgrieb
    Most likely that's what happens when you read too much Tony Hillerman.
    Kim Chee? What's next?

    Joe Leapfrog?

    Cowboy Dashi, a basic stock made from shaved dried bonito, a stock which is a fundamental ingredient in Hopi miso soup?

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    HAHAHAHAHAAH this is a GREAT POST

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