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  1. May 15th, 2008, 11:19 AM #1
    Guts3d
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    Workshop signs

    We Offer Three kinds of service here:

    Good Cheap Fast

    Pick any two:

    Good service cheap won't be fast.

    Good service Fast won't be cheap.

    Fast service Cheap won't be good.

    Anyone else have any interesting signs in their shop?
    " I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"

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  2. May 15th, 2008, 11:58 AM #2
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    A clean house is the sign of a wasted life....
    Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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  3. May 16th, 2008, 07:48 AM #3
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    I will fix your computer for $40/hour.
    $75/hr. if you want to watch;
    $110/hr if you want to help.
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  4. May 24th, 2008, 10:06 PM #4
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    A picture of me has been posted by the door of the shop...one side is me smiling pleasantly....the other side is me in full scream *** chewing mode.....it flips....regular customers know to come back if one is showing...
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  5. May 25th, 2008, 06:37 AM #5
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    We have one of a kitten that is pawing and playing inside an empty computer case and the caption reads, "Don't worry, I'm from techincal support!"
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