It Isn't Fraud, Just AppleSpeak!

[slgrieb]

I think this has to be the funniest thing I've read so far this week. In case you've missed it, Apple has been hit with several lawsuits over performance issues with the iPhone 3G claiming it doesn't quite live up to the hype.

Apple has a novel defense for these allegations: “Plaintiff’s claims, and those of the purported class, are barred by the fact that the alleged deceptive statements were such that no reasonable person in Plaintiff’s position could have reasonably relied on or misunderstood Apple’s statements as claims of fact.”

You can't make up this kind of stuff. See blog for links to full statement from Apple and additional info.

[Stalemate]

I think this has to be the funniest thing I've read so far this week. In case you've missed it, Apple has been hit with several lawsuits over performance issues with the iPhone 3G claiming it doesn't quite live up to the hype.

Apple has a novel defense for these allegations: “Plaintiff’s claims, and those of the purported class, are barred by the fact that the alleged deceptive statements were such that no reasonable person in Plaintiff’s position could have reasonably relied on or misunderstood Apple’s statements as claims of fact.”

You can't make up this kind of stuff. See blog for links to full statement from Apple and additional info.

Translation: "You should have known we were lying, or at the very least embellishing"

[Guts3d]

Heh, heh... Good find! I have a buddy that is just soooo smug about his Iphone... Not that I would toss a little salt into his wound with this!
As always, my hat is off to you, Slgrieb!