Happy St. Patrick's Day!. Gimme Your Worst Irish Joke!

[slgrieb]

The thread is self explanatory. Here's an example of what I mean. You have to read it with your best Irish accent.

Q: Why does Irish Bean Soup always have exactly 239 beans?
A: Because 1 more would be 240.

[CCT]

Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel. Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside. "Ah, will you look at that?" One ditch digger said. "What's our world comin' to when men of th' cloth are visitin' such places?"

A short time later, a Protestant minister walked up to the door and quietly slipped inside. "Do you believe that?" The workman exclaimed. "Why, 'tis no wonder th' young people today are so confused, what with the example clergymen set for them."

After an hour went by, the men watched as a Catholic priest quickly entered the whore house. "Ah, what a pity," the digger said, leaning on his shovel. "One of th' poor lasses must be ill."