I want this new O/S everybody refers to

[Social Enemy]

I really want to try this new O/S everybody keeps calling me about called Microscroft. I've taken about 50 calls today from my call center and I at least 30 of them are running this new O/S.. Anybody else have any experience w/ this new operating system?? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[ßracius]

Assuming that you are cracking joke, HAHAHAHAHAHA

[DANIMAL]

[quote]Originally posted by Bracius:
<strong>Assuming that you are cracking joke, HAHAHAHAHAHA</strong><hr></blockquote>

Maybe he is running an all MS-dos Compuuter store!

[Gollo]

Is this for real?

[shamus]

microwho?

[Social Enemy]

Actually this post was meant as a joke to poke fun at all the people who can't even pronounce Microsoft right. I kid you not, that I have at least 20 customers a day tell me that they are running Microscroft when I ask them what O/S they are using.. Where the hell are they getting the cr from out of Microsoft?? And no matter how many times I pronounce it right for them they still mispronounce it..

[ephmynus]

Just start telling them it's pronounced "Microcrap"

[Milenko]

me: What OS are you using?
luser: Microsoft
me: What version?
luser: 2001

ummmm - that'll be $200 to fix.

[KINGofBLEH]

I like calls about Office 98, Windows 97. I also get the occasional call for problems with the "blue e".

[GilStuart]

I remember back in the early '70s when I was working at a Radio Shack in NW Fla, customers comming into the store wanting a "churstl" (crystal) microphone, as their CBs would get more power than with the original dynamic mike.

[WebHead]

There's a guy I know, who no matter how many times I call it PhotoShop and tell him it's called PhotoShop, he keeps calling it Adobe. It's like, "Dude, Adobe makes many applications,.... QUIT CALLING IT ADOBE!!"

[Radical Dreamer]

I like it when people ask me where they can get the penguin OS (Linux)

[Social Enemy]

[quote]I like it when people ask me where they can get the penguin OS (Linux)<hr></blockquote>

LOL, I had some customer call me today and wanted me to help her install this program called Linux. "Hi, I was referred by one of your techs there to install this program on my computer called Linux and it would solve all my Microsoft problems, but I can't get it to install, can you help me?"

[EvilCabbage]

[quote]Originally posted by Social Enemy:
<strong>

LOL, I had some customer call me today and wanted me to help her install this program called Linux. "Hi, I was referred by one of your techs there to install this program on my computer called Linux and it would solve all my Microsoft problems, but I can't get it to install, can you help me?" </strong><hr></blockquote>


I certainly can help you maam, now, just get your blender, place your left hand in the blender.. thats right.. now just flick that switch..

[Daemon]

[quote]Originally posted by Radical Dreamer:
<strong>I like it when people ask me where they can get the penguin OS (Linux) </strong><hr></blockquote>

HAHAHA I like that, Im going to call my Linux box that now

and my BSD box the Demon OS