found it.... but they took the message off!!! Darn it!

when you called 1-800-578-7453 it used to be answered by a male voice that said:

"Hello. You've reached the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Corporation.

If you're an adult smoker, 21 or older, welcome. If you are not 21 and not a smoker, please hang up now before any information is exchanged. There will be an age verification, so, again, if you're not 21, hang up now.

Good.

Now that it's just us, there's something that we, Brown & Williamson Tobacco, would like to tell you. It may be a little soon, but, well, it just feels right.

(Music swells in the background.) We, the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Corporation are in love . . . with you.

Yeah, you heard right. Brown and Williamson Tobacco is in love.

We're a giant corporation and you make us feel like a little kitten. Thank you . . . lover.

(Music fades and the announcer's pace quickens.)

By the way, the other tobacco companies hate you and think you're ugly. They told us so."


It's a shame they took it off!


[This message has been edited by pga (edited October 25, 2000).]