[RESOLVED] Microsoft Sucks - Humour

[Darren Wilson]

Everyone keeps telling me that Bill Gates & Microsoft Suck.

Here is the PROOF

Sorry if this offends anyone but it was sent to me in an email and I thought I would share it with you

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[Larommi]

Originally posted by Darren Wilson:
Everyone keeps telling me that Bill Gates & Microsoft Suck.

Here is the PROOF

Sorry if this offends anyone but it was sent to me in an email and I thought I would share it with you

kind of looks like Bill



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[AlienDyne]

Hey... Larommi made a point here!!!

LOL!!!

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[Paul Cunningham]

Bloody typical, not only has he the biggest pile of money but the biggest C&*! as well

Do you reckon he paid for surgery ?

[This message has been edited by paul cunningham (edited December 05, 2000).]

[lgrimm]

Sick, but pretty damn funny!

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[protechpc]

LOL

Originally posted by paul cunningham:
Bloody typical, not only has he the biggest pile of money but the biggest C&*! as well

Do you reckon he paid for surgery ?

[This message has been edited by paul cunningham (edited December 05, 2000).]

[Cable Modem Tech]

thats a good one really does resemble the man too..... looks like he is stuck between a rock and a hard place

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[xKr0N0sx]

Here ya go:
MICROSOFT SHOULD MAKE CARS, GM SHOULD MAKE SOFTWARE


At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared
the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer
industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar
cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments/General Motors issued a press
release stating the following:

"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be
driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a
day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would
have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no
reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn
would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart;
in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you
bought 'Car95' or 'CarNT.' Then you would have to buy more
seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun,
was more reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy
to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.

7. The oil, water, temperature and alternator warning
lights would be replaced by a single 'general car fault'
warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same butt size.

9. The airbag system would say 'Are you sure?' before
going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car
would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you
simultaneously lifted the door handle,turned the key and
grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a
deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary),
even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting
to delete this option would immediately cause the car's
performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would
have to learn how to drive all over again because none of
the controls would operate in the same manner as the old
car.

13. You'd press the 'Start' button to shut off the engine.

[CREEPINGDEATH]

Damn man i wonder how he got down there hehehe

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[jimmr13]

You could be right but they help pay the bills every mounth!!!!!

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