I feel dirty....

[Jvaguy]

maybe change your voice for future callings so if they breathe heavy you know they ran to the phone ... but keep some blech close by to so you can get a real cleaning

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Self Proclaimed Windrivers #1 fan ... Now wheres the T-Shirts and Hats

[sebass54]

Had a call like that a few years back while I was a bench tech with a local retailer (CR).

I knew exactly what was going on and just hung up, I was so disguted.

<rant>
Geez, come on (not literally)...can't you wait till after to call about your stupid repair?

Multi-tasking is a great concept but I consider this over kill you sick f***!
</rant>

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"then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way..."

[Revenant]

Now wait, let's be fair. Now say he was in the middle of d/ling some great pr0n and his computer crashed... I mean, who wants to deal with a broken computer in the middle of that, so he called tech support to get it fixed right away! While things were still, you know... ummm.... happening. hehheheh

I know, it really sucks when crap like that happens. But being the kind of guy I am,I alwways am disappointed it's not a cute girl. I mean, when I did in home sales, I got flashed by a woman. Yeah. I got to see her breasts, but I had nightmares for weeks. I mean, we're talking a 40-50yr old woman, smoked like a chimney, had the face of the marlboro man (you know, the wrinkled old nasty 40yr chain smoker face). That was one of those where suddenly, I had another appointment I HAD to get to. People are strange. It's just my luck I get all the ugly strange ones... heheheheheh....

[parning]

Thank you, R, for an image which shall haunt me for the rest of my life! :/

[BauerSM]

I work at an Engineering Firm and I answered the phone and this guy started in on what he do to me he could do this and that getting quite graphic. I replyed well I did that this morning how about we do this and that and he hung up on me. We have caller ID at work so I called him back and said I wasn't done yet...

He said he was sorry and wouldn't make calls like that again!!

Never mess with a red head before her coffee...