Another one not exactly related to computers:

One of my techs had been complaining that people were calling his house all through the night looking for someone who he never met. He later found out the phone co. had crossed some lines. But not before I could take advantage of his plight.

After listening to his ranting for an hour or so, I excused myself to go next door for coffee. I conspired with the manager of the bread shop. Twenty minutes after I return Evan is still ranting about people calling him at 4AM looking for "Lori" and wanting to know who he is and what he did with "Lori".

Then Suzi, from next door calls and Evan answers the phone, she says, "Hi, my name is Lori, do I have any mesages?"

The look on Evans face was PRICELESS! And the stuttering response of, "Wh-WHat... Wh-What???.... D D D Do you know how many people have called me looking for you?" I completely lost it, took ten minutes to stop laughing enough to get off the floor.

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Who the hell is General Protection and why is he messing with my comuter?