I get a kick out of people who say, "I've got a CD that's not reading. Can you take a look at it?"
"Sure."
So, they pull out this kid's game of like Winnie the Pooh, and it's covered in peanut butter, and scratches, and thumb prints.
So, I tell them that it's hopeless, and the CD is a coaster and they give these sad puppy dog eyes and say, "But, my kids LOVE this game."

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***the Beast
- Fate drove me here...then told me to get out of the car...