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  1. April 4th, 2003, 02:06 PM #1
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    I'm bad.

    Okay, we've got this one person at work who's really germophobic, right? He's the type of guy who spends like 10-15 minutes washing his hands after he takes a dump.

    Anyway, he comes into my office to grab a print out - main laser printer lives in the server room with me - and I'm picking my nose at the time. I was about 2 knuckles deep, and I made no effort to try to hide it or stop for his sake. He made a comment about how disgusting it was. I went with my first instinct, which was to dig out a booger and flick it at him. This make germophobe freak out, and he power hurled all over the place. The janitor just got done mopping it up, and germophobe just left to go home feeling "very, very ill".

    Anyway, my supervisor wants to see me about this incident at 3PM today...
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    I guess in some places it could be considered assult

    Dont watch out you could get stuck with alot of trouble.
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  3. April 4th, 2003, 02:09 PM #3
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    That would have been really funny if he started slippin and slidin in his own vomit
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    Originally posted by A+Tech
    That would have been really gun if he started slippin and slidin in his own vomit
    Yeah, it sure would have.
  5. April 4th, 2003, 02:20 PM #5
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    Did you get your resume out today? Since you wont be working there for much longer, you could always get a job in the circus as a freak!
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    Be Careful.

    You didnt happen to film the incident did you?

    It would be funny to watch....

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    Nah, I didn't get it on film. I really, really wish I could've gotten a pic of the look on his face just after he realized what I did and right before he puked. That was comedy gold!
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  10. April 4th, 2003, 03:24 PM #10
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    it's after 3. what happened in the meeting?
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    it's after 3. what happened in the meeting?


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  12. April 4th, 2003, 03:44 PM #12
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    They're making me go to anger management classes (WTF?) and I've got to go to mediation with germophobe next week. And I'm on probation for the next 90 days, and if I do/say anything "mean-spirited or intending to cause mental/physical/or emotional harm" to anyone at work, I'm fuegoed.

    Guess I better start looking for a job. There's no way I can be nice to these dumbasses for 90 days.
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    Re: I'm bad.

    Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien
    I went with my first instinct, which was to dig out a booger and flick it at him. This make germophobe freak out, and he power hurled all over the place.
    Geeeezzzzz, he is a little sensitive, isnt she !

    Bet the guy is not watching TV much lately, with the news and all.
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  14. April 4th, 2003, 03:48 PM #14
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    Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien
    They're making me go to anger management classes (WTF?)
    why anger management. you didn't do it because you were mad at anyone. you did it because you're just a sick twisted indivdual.


    now electro shock therapy I could see, but anger management??????
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