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May 16th, 2002, 04:45 PM
#1
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I WON A PRIZE!!!!!
well its not a big prize its a movie i won from pepsistuff.com
well anway i wont the movie called "Dick", the comedy about richard nixon and those to chicks that like him, Kristen Dunst and Michelle Williams.
the only problem is i wasnt home when the movie arived and i didnt even know i won a movie, but my mom recieved the package and she opened it and when she seen the name Dick she had a heart attack, she now thinks im ordering gay porn. i just came home from work so i didnt run into her yet,my sister was home when my mom opened the package and she said my mom was having a fit and looking threw my room for gay stuff.
i wonder if she will give me a talk when she gets home.
hmmm my mom thinks im gay
but i did win a movie <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
Hello Hello, Yes hello to me and hello to you, I am the Crap On and i live in a zoo and its such a friendly old zoo and such fun you'll enjoy yes you will everyone, every two will enjoy it, every three, every four. so come visit my zoo and come up on four.
http://www.danasoft.com/vipersig.jpg
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May 16th, 2002, 04:48 PM
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May 16th, 2002, 04:51 PM
#3
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AHAAHHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
Watch it again gay boy!
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May 16th, 2002, 05:08 PM
#4
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Just be thankful you didn't have the avatar I had....remember THE danny boy avatar <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
Faith is the substance of things not known and the Evidence of things not seen.
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May 16th, 2002, 05:24 PM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by AbSoLuTeZeR0:
<strong>well its not a big prize its a movie i won from pepsistuff.com
well anway i wont the movie called "Dick", the comedy about richard nixon and those to chicks that like him, Kristen Dunst and Michelle Williams.
the only problem is i wasnt home when the movie arived and i didnt even know i won a movie, but my mom recieved the package and she opened it and when she seen the name Dick she had a heart attack, she now thinks im ordering gay porn. i just came home from work so i didnt run into her yet,my sister was home when my mom opened the package and she said my mom was having a fit and looking threw my room for gay stuff.
i wonder if she will give me a talk when she gets home.
hmmm my mom thinks im gay
but i did win a movie <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA hoohahahahahooo..oh man...
"Cause that's what 'lil dudes do!" hahahahahah
ahahaha
I got a great Idea. PLay this out.
when you have your talk with your mom, hid the movie so she can't see it, then halfway through her questioning, "Admnit" that you are confused sexually, that you like being in the boys locker room etc...give her a mild coronary, then bring out hte vid and whatever proof you can muster...mebbe some straight porn or pictures! ya! Pictures of you with girls to prove her wrong!!
LOLOLOL sorry....this is funny...
"There is always a need for intoxication: China has opium, Islam has hashish, the West has woman."
André Malraux
(1901-1976)
"Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."
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May 16th, 2002, 06:12 PM
#6
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OMG! That is friggin' hilarious!!!
ROFTLMAO!
L
Welcome to four more years of the most dangerous presidency in history.
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May 16th, 2002, 06:23 PM
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May 16th, 2002, 06:32 PM
#8
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everything is kool now, my sister explained it to her, also i showed her the tape and showed her it was pg-13. also explained it was a prize i won in a drawing from pepsi
so my mom doesnt think im gay anymore
Hello Hello, Yes hello to me and hello to you, I am the Crap On and i live in a zoo and its such a friendly old zoo and such fun you'll enjoy yes you will everyone, every two will enjoy it, every three, every four. so come visit my zoo and come up on four.
http://www.danasoft.com/vipersig.jpg
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May 17th, 2002, 12:41 AM
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May 17th, 2002, 12:44 AM
#10
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ROTFLMAO!!! That was funny!! LOL.
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May 17th, 2002, 02:36 AM
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Driver Terrier
I wanna know what your mom was doing opening a package addressed to you??
Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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May 17th, 2002, 03:48 AM
#12
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ROFL. I have to say that this is the funniest thing I've heard in quite some time... LMAO
Please insert volume 'BRAIN' and press any key to continue.
/me often wonders why there isn't a minimum IQ requirement to use a computer.
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May 17th, 2002, 07:23 AM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by NooNoo:
<strong>I wanna know what your mom was doing opening a package addressed to you??</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I was wondering the samething, that is one thing that really bothers me when someone will open my mail.
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May 17th, 2002, 09:01 AM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by firemonkey:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by NooNoo:
<strong>I wanna know what your mom was doing opening a package addressed to you??</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I was wondering the samething, that is one thing that really bothers me when someone will open my mail.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oooh, thats illegal.... will I thought
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May 17th, 2002, 09:26 AM
#15
Registered User
for some reason she said she is afraid somebody is going to send me anthrax or a pipe bomb so thats why she opened the package.
but i dont really care if she opens packages delivered to me, i like to show my family anyways what i recieved, usually the stuff i recieve in the mail is free stuff i sign up for, like t-shirts,gas mask, more t-shirt etc.
Hello Hello, Yes hello to me and hello to you, I am the Crap On and i live in a zoo and its such a friendly old zoo and such fun you'll enjoy yes you will everyone, every two will enjoy it, every three, every four. so come visit my zoo and come up on four.
http://www.danasoft.com/vipersig.jpg
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