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February 24th, 2009, 05:22 PM
#196
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Why am I becoming my father as I get older? Pretty soon I'll be wearing the plaid shorts in the summer and shakin' my fist at " Those damn kids down the street"...
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February 25th, 2009, 02:40 PM
#197
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Why is it if someone calls and leaves a message stating to call back ASAP because it's an emergency that they never answer the phone when you call back?
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March 6th, 2009, 02:09 PM
#198
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 Originally Posted by Niclo Iste
Why is it if someone calls and leaves a message stating to call back ASAP because it's an emergency that they never answer the phone when you call back?
The emergency has claimed their lives, freeing you from any further obligations.
By the way, I strongly suggest you add the line "Lack of adequate planning on your part does not immediately constitute an emergency on my part" to your voicemail message.
Feel free to add audio smilies at the end.
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March 7th, 2009, 12:49 PM
#199
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What is this world coming to? ( My parents said that a lot.)
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March 9th, 2009, 12:05 PM
#200
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Originally Posted by Guts3d
What is this world coming to? ( My parents said that a lot.)
If scientific progress continues at the same pace, hopefully this. (NSFW language)
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March 9th, 2009, 03:41 PM
#201
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...To grossly simplify it, on a scale smaller than atoms, the quantum level, everything suddenly turns into a ****** circus. Quantum physics is to regular everyday physics as a David Lynch film is to a mainstream blockbuster. We're talking particles popping in and out of existence, being in two places at the same time, and generally acting like @$$holes. <----- Funny site!
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March 9th, 2009, 06:37 PM
#202
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Originally Posted by Guts3d
Why am I becoming my father as I get older? Pretty soon I'll be wearing the plaid shorts in the summer and shakin' my fist at " Those damn kids down the street"...
Actually, you *are* your father.
Blame it on a faulty synthetic temporal nexus and a broken condom.*
Next question.
* Yes. The Zaphod Beelblebrox character is based on your life. Douglas Adams bought the rights to it. Your life, hat is. Expect invoices from his estate soon if you plan on going on with it. Your life, that is.
Last edited by Stalemate; March 9th, 2009 at 06:43 PM.
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March 9th, 2009, 08:43 PM
#203
"Have you tried rebooting your PC?"
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March 9th, 2009, 09:51 PM
#204
I was wondering this, too. Even with opposable thumbs, peeling the lids off those flat rectangular tins is quite difficult. Dolphins, sharks and gannets are digitally challegenged. So how....
Originally Posted by slgrieb
But how do those predators get the dang cans open?
http://forums.windrivers.com/showthread.php?t=83076
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It is my pure and virtuous heart that
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March 10th, 2009, 12:46 PM
#205
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Originally Posted by houseisland
"Have you tried rebooting your PC?"
I have successfully done so on a number of occasions.
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Are you having trouble rebooting your PC, houseisland?
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March 10th, 2009, 09:57 PM
#206
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Which came first? The chicken or the egg? Please explain the answer 
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March 10th, 2009, 10:34 PM
#207
Originally Posted by Stalemate
I have successfully done so on a number of occasions.
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Are you having trouble rebooting your PC, houseisland?
Hey.... this is Ask Stalemate, not ask houseisland!
No I am not having any troubles with booting or rebooting my PC. But it is usually the first question that anyone asks, and I don't think anyone has asked it in this thread previously.
And what about the predators and sardine tins?
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It is my pure and virtuous heart that
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Last edited by houseisland; March 10th, 2009 at 10:36 PM.
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March 10th, 2009, 10:52 PM
#208
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[QUOTE=houseisland;675521]
No I am not having any troubles with booting or rebooting my PC. But it is usually the first question that anyone asks, and I don't think anyone has asked it in this thread previously.
QUOTE]
Which only leads me to also ask: Have you unplugged the modem and tried restarting the PC?
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March 11th, 2009, 11:06 AM
#209
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Originally Posted by Niclo Iste
Which came first? The chicken or the egg? Please explain the answer
Answer: The daddy chicken came first, then selfishly ignored mommy chicken's needs by passing out, exhausted.
Explanation: Daddy chicken had been partying all night with the boys, being rowdy and generally making asses of themselves daring each other to cross the road in front of moving vehicles. Intoxicated by fermented grain and energized by the realization he was still alive after these stunts, his morning crowing was a wake up call in more ways than one. Nudge, nudge. Grin, grin.
Men.... Typical.
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March 11th, 2009, 05:31 PM
#210
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Originally Posted by Stalemate
Answer: The daddy chicken came first, then selfishly ignored mommy chicken's needs by passing out, exhausted.
Explanation: Daddy chicken had been partying all night with the boys, being rowdy and generally making asses of themselves daring each other to cross the road in front of moving vehicles. Intoxicated by fermented grain and energized by the realization he was still alive after these stunts, his morning crowing was a wake up call in more ways than one. Nudge, nudge. Grin, grin.
Men.... Typical.
That's a yolk, right?
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